[selfless-lovers]

Happy New Year!

[cherubg1rl]

[savedgame]

[papayajuan2019]

you will never smell corner like she can

[candyredterezii]

how to make movies good again:

put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!

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[lakevida]

was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

[persianmom-deactivated20250117]

[grecoromanyaoi]

when ppl make historical erotica its always abt like knights and princesses and kings well what abt two peasants fucking in a barn.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

I jacked off twice today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."

[corallapis]

[pinene]

⚠️ National Alert

hi

[pinene]

⚠️ National Alert

Cocktober

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Oh my god. Mr. Beast assassination attempt????????????????????!!??!!???!!????? What is HAPPENING

[tortol]

i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

[turtle-kidddddd]

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

[miscellaneous-marios]

[eelizabit]

[y2kplaysthetics]

Nintendo DS

[lindleland]

i should fuck my ds