[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[krishnahare]

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[girlnephew]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[kassie-is-really-cool]

and you know what? sometimes the glee version IS better than the original.

[rubyvroom]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[spookshollow]

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[oneheadtoanother]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[johnny-depp-is-loved]