mostly reblogs

welcome ! / alec / any pronouns / pfp by @mangacolourings / art account is @lordfoogthe7nd / bluesky is @pee-ble.bsky.social (only posting there when tumblr goes down)

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[godlikedyke]

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[itsmebeff]

[missstrogen]

Hopejob from a girl with huge optimism

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[jaszczur-pank]

Hmmm i wonder...

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[sephirothhh]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) dev. Obsidian Entertainment / pub. Bethesda  

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[wizard-email]

I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

[wizard-email]

Graduated!!

[wizard-email]

they’re making me do my job I signed up for

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

[deadpeatbogbody]

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

[deadpeatbogbody]

[guildenstern]

don't forget

[yourasshurtdone]

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

[gingerlamppost]

the a modest proposal one is insane fucking *gets on one knee* we should eat irish babys

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble