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hearing a story thats obviously made up
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
give the sailor moon dub a chance
“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”
“hhhhhhhhhhhh”
*guitar riff*
“you are…..?”
*gasp*
“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”
There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
stampy peetS
Stampy floofs
who wants to fling my awful body into the sun
unbelievable. i have to do everything myself
Chris Hemsworth for W Magazine.
me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
struggles of working customer service
Lmaoooo. Me af.
you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you
The Duolingo owl wrote this post
If George Washington was a kid today he’d have to tell his dad the truth about like, downloading Minecraft inflation art to his office PC instead of cutting down a cherry tree
if george washington was a kid today i’d pummel that fuddy duddy bitch to kingdom come