Grace Danielle

cats are better than humans. im a lot cooler on the internet. don't be a faggot. people scare me a lot ok bye.

[sunfish-apologist]

So we were sitting in class today

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

[lokisprotege-blog]

The perfect comparison. 

[lmaquarius]

im single by choice

its just not my choice

[aboynameddavid-deactivated20221]

[fecloras]

[inkbloods-deactivated20150417]

yOU’RE not a reAL GAMER unless youve consumed thREE WHOLE XBOXES

[funkmaster-ari]

LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND

[shadowcat]

im setting myself on fire

[peeingonhippos]

what is life

[joebidennudes-deactivated201711]

[peeingonhippos]

Omfg literally me

[chani4thewin-deactivated2014100]

[discolor3d]

[my-own-little-dream-world]

[nvmd-the-bollocks-deactivated20]

lesbians

bisexuals

gays

straight

boy older than girl

girl older than boy

love is love

If you don’t reblog this every time, I’m judging you.

[mxmephistopheles]

My fiance is 29 years older than me. So……..THIS.

[gabite]

everyone over 5’6 must be killed

[peeingonhippos]

Im 5'5 wow

[mugiwarakage]

When your favourite character in a tv show dies :

[thehobbutts]

im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face

[thehobbutts]

i found this on my bed

[rorynneee]

Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.

[my-other-plans-fell-through-blog]

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

[fairleysweet-deactivated2019021]

[the-depression-session]

Hold down the shift key

[my-other-plans-fell-through-blog]

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

[soranotsky]

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

[dinraaal]

fly

[vaginalistic-deactivated2014032]

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

[earthdad]

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh