i am paul

he / him || CCRP employee || DNI if you like musicals

[peekaboopaulmatthews]

tagging system:

#average paul post: posting as paul (canon and real)

#peekaboo admin: out of character post (there will be very few if all goes accordingly)

just to be explicitly clear, this is a roleplay / bullshit blog. everything i post is for the bit. i am not the real paul matthews, etc etc. posting it under the cut here since i don't love breaking immersion on silly little blogs like this <3

feel free to send in asks, be silly, and interact with this blog is whatever way you want!!! to be silly on the internet is paul's one life goal.

there will be some posts including references and content related to hey melissa, although i don't intend to go into any crazy amount of detail with it (they'll mostly just be jokes about paul being a "little meow meow" and such). these posts will be tagged 'hey melissa' so you can avoid them if you so desire :)))

[emmaperkinsatbeanies]

It’s pride month! You know what that means

huh

do you want me to like

make gay coffee

what

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Seeing as im a totally legit tumblr artist- Mr Matthews what if i simply drew you as a caterpillar Sincerly, Scaredofskeleons

i mean i don't think i could stop you

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paul matthews? more like gay

hahahahahahaahhahahahahahhhahaaha...

gay rights

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paul matthews more like pesto meatballs

that is not true

[hungwy]

theres no winning on this website!

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in the stripped club. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

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paul matthews?? more like uhh

more like

more like paul cashews. amiright???

i think i would be offended by this if i had a nut allergy

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Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health

And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth

In the pockets of people like me down on their luck

You see, that was my wife who you decided to (fuuuu)

Uh-oh, you made the wrong sucker a cuckold

So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled

And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife

If the price is right, if not I'm telling your wife

why are you rhyming? did you mean to send this to ted?

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The apotheosis is upon us!!

actually it's pride month

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Musicals r cool

get in the blender

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh putting you in The Blender, sorry

i won't get in. but at least you apologized

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pride month more like.. paul month

thank you

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i'm not sure if i'm using this phrase correctly but i think chappell roan serves cunt

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it's pride month and i am bisexual so that means no more asking me to meow or shoving me in the blender

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*puts you in a blender*

coming out on tumblr was a mistake

[teddy-spankoffski]

THEY'RE PUTTING ME IN A TUPPERWARE AND SHAKING ME. HELP.

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have you tried asking them nicely to let you out

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are you edible

not legally