soul beej's number one fan

Peeko | 28 | they/them | herps are p great huh

[rylandsgrace]

Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[freakcliff]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[howloopyisthat]

[keenkryptonut]

you’re sooooo normal! now why don’t you tell us how this makes you feeeel

[flocon-tourne-en-rond]

[cmykitsune]

sparklepede ✨🌈🐛

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[amazoogle]

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

[sunburnt-brian]

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[snototter]

A greater earless lizard (Cophosurus texanus) in Texas, USA

by Max Seldes

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[choco-bite]

backshots in front of a mirror, asking "who's that pretty girl" while I make you watch 🫠

[lilyblisslys]

freaking out and growling at her because I can’t pass the mirror test 😡

[puppygirllaika]

getting even more horny because i can't pass the mirror test and i think it's really hot that some rando is fucking this girls twin sister while they look into each others eyes.

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[ralfmaximus]

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.