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Peeko | 28 | they/them | herps are p great huh

[monotcchi]

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[teathattast]

esnupi

[segamascott]

this person needs to get real

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[segamascott]

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[catchymemes]

[goth-queen]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[battletoads]

this is the ugliest most unusable couch ever made

they do know gays don't be sitting normal tho so.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[segamascott]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[only-cat-memes]