I made this blog 13 years ago when I was a little alien tumblr girl just trying to survive high school. Here’s an update that baby Jenni would be proud of:
Alien tumblr girl finally learns to date. She’s pretty sure she’s falling in love with a strong and silly mountain man — and of course this is what it looks like. He dances in the rain with her (pictured dancing, albeit indoors) and makes up songs about her and teaches her to ski and spells Chipotle when he goes down on her and picks her up and carries her around the Vermont mountain cabin he built. He cherishes everything about her. She lets him meet her stuffed dog and he takes pictures of them both (pictured) and does a bad job pretending to love the dog even more than she knows he already loves her. She’ll spend the rest of her life able to treasure having shared something so beautiful and wild and intimate.
Alien tumblr girl moves to New York City. She gets to run around the city being a goofball with her lifelong best friends. She finally cashes in on a lifetime of being a great student and now gets to use her absolutely fucking filthy salary from her Midtown office job (pictured) to throw parties in her Manhattan backyard and finally get good at skiing (pictured) and spend probably way too much time smoking weed in caves in Switzerland (pictured). She works out and loses a ton of weight and plays way too many sports in local parks and she feels and looks fucking great in her body. She reads the paper and her books and writes banger Goodreads reviews. She respects others and successfully demands and earns respect. She smiles so much. She loves and is proud of who she is.
Alien tumblr girl finally beats the depression. She gets to share drinks in her backyard (pictured) and take walks by the river almost every morning with her ever-present blonde and brunette two best friends that held her together at her worst and got her the world’s best residential depression treatment when she finally agreed she needed it. And now for the past year+ she’s finally, truly gotten it together. She has the energy again to care for others in the way she had always done. She’s been calling her family again. She’s been succeeding at her job again. She’s well-medicated.
I know that life is always a journey without an end point, but it’s worth putting a pin in this moment.
Alien tumblr girl is happy.
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