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kingofthefae

forest butch

fawnduu

Had to put cow abbi back in the overalls for summertime.

tongue-twists

btw dating sucks as a concept.

tongue-twists

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

tongue-twists

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

thepervyfemme

Dykes in bikinis!!! Dykes in bikinis on roller skates or whatever Poppi said!

knotalycan

girls can send me boobs btw it's awesome

lady-of-vitreous-sight

the walls in my house are really thick and the signal is really bad so the angel girls that visit always get a little fuzzy and groggy and sometimes even have trouble standing on their own. but. that's not a problem.

lady-of-vitreous-sight

THAT'S RIGHT

stateownedslut

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.