what do you mean "gay awakening" I basically just woke up from a gay coma. I have gay narcolepsy
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Acquired Stardust
$LAYYYTER
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trying on a metaphor
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what do you mean "gay awakening" I basically just woke up from a gay coma. I have gay narcolepsy
Does Yoshiki technically qualify as a monsterfucker
if not telling anyone that part of yourself is The Closet, then if you are with your friends it's one of those Big Walk In Closets where you all chill and hang out and are safe together
AI art can S my D. I HAVE GLITTER GLUE THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!!!!
the discomfort of my own home
“The door of opportunity won’t open unless you push.”
are you shitting me? I've been pulling it this whole time
Today I will be casting the ancient wizards curse of love and joy for all
satchel of forbidden potions (drinks in my bag cause outside drinks aren't allowed at the bar)
You mustn't ever drink the forbidden potions. If you must, you need rations and the clear potion of regeneration. There is an evil fucking wizard who put a curse on all the potions. You will have Empty Contents Of Stomach and Confess Everything and much worse curses cast upon thee. You will be banished from the tavern.
I cast Stay Safe and Good Day upon all of thee.
satchel of forbidden potions (drinks in my bag cause outside drinks aren't allowed at the bar)
spotify vs apple music NO NO NO!!!! mp3 player from 2009
Never sacrifice a Friday night for fuckass college because I Major in party rocking and minor in wizard bullshit
Stale cookie
That I got at the cookie store
Stale cookie
That I paid 4 dollars for
Do they not
Monitor them cookies
I do say
It leaves me shookie
How they let
Me eat that cookie
I find it funny
How they take people's money
Got me by the sack
Oh how I want my money back
Stale cookie
I gotta get to class
Stale cookie
Shove it up your ass