Cucumber Fan

ADULT CONTENT AHEAD. NOT SAFE FOR MINORS. Will reblog smth once a month. If you're lucky. I made this blog before QiJiu took over my life but I'm too old to retheme.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[peerless-minty-cucumber]

HELP WE'RE BEING ATTACKED ON TWO FRONTS

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 3

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Starscream (Transformers)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[peerless-minty-cucumber]

LOCK IN NOW SCUMMIES

[peerless-minty-cucumber]

Sect leader meeting and everything is as usual except quieter. This is because Shen Jiu put a ball gag on the sect leader

[meltedmush]

I have not yet a chapter written today but scummies I BELIEVE. I HAVE DONE MATH IF WE ALL PUSH REALLY HARD YQY CAN WIN https://www.tumblr.com/need-him-pregnant-poll/819983051109122048/need-that-man-pregnant-season-2-group-four?source=share

Omfg,,,, Y’ALL HOW IS THIS STILL GOING,,, congrats to YQY winning round 6,,,,

Post by @need-him-pregnant-poll · 1 poll

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[peerless-minty-cucumber]

SPREAD THE WORD

[goatshizun]

req i did on twitter : )

[meltedmush]

[astruma2]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 26

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Voting ended onJun 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."

[itsthatlake]

Yue Qingyuan's shidi.

as always, thoughts on each page under the cut:

yue qingyuan recognizes that fan. it's one he gifted to his xiao jiu that shen qingqiu never used, one of many gifts from him that were refused or thrown away. seeing this fan is what prompts him to finally ask a question he already suspects the answer of.

there is no real outward sign when the system is speaking with shen qingqiu but i like to think that his eyes would drift to where the system screen is for just a moment. of course, yue qingyuan is way too observant to not take notice, even though he doesn't know what it means.

shen qingqiu has a great (if thin) poker face in canon, but yue qingyuan has been studying his body's expressions for decades at this point so he likely can spot shen qingqiu's nervousness where most wouldn't. since this comic is from his POV, i wanted to show that.

I wanted to end it in the same panel it started in to show that nothing truly has changed. there is nothing that yue qingyuan can do about this confirmation. just knowing won't change the facts: xiao jiu is gone and only this new shen qingqiu remains. but it's been long enough, and he has suspected for enough time, that he can live with the truth, even if he'll never know what truly happened.

[aaabatteries777]

Hi everyone these are my mental illnesses guys (I found the template on twitter)

[viriv]

The sword broken, the man dead. It shouldn't have been like this.

[lasbiarez]

Normal conversation while drawing him

me: I don't know if I want him to look young to emphasise how young he was when forced into his role or older because I love big brother aura

oomf: Yue Qingyuan should look like someone who would get hypnotysed in the bus stop

me: what the hell sure

Separate doodles under read more

[red-garden]

Bark/bite chart by @sophisticatedchaoss completely filled out by scum villains. Oh my god this took forever.

[bloomeng]

peak lord ponies and their preferred shen qingqiu’s

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: You've dated in the past? You? Were they blind? Deaf? Both??

Shang Qinghua: No need to be harsh, bro. It was one relationship, and it wasn't even good

Shen Qingqiu: Not that good?

Shang Qinghua: Here's the thing: I went on dates with this guy for years! Kissed him and even gone further, but then suddenly he's telling me he's straight and he thought we were friends!

Shen Qingqiu: Damn, that's messed up. Sounds like he was leading you on

Shang Qinghua: Doesn't it! Damn that Shen Yuan, I eventually based Shen Qingqiu after him, kept the same family name too!

Shen Qingqiu: ...on second thought, have you considered that he was right and that everything you did could've been considered platonic?

[zimtameise]

Bingpup running an errand for shizun. I wonder what's in his bag.

[rocks2305]

As I write more QiJiu stuff, I have come to realise how pathetic YQY is, that man would let SJ use him at a footstool with a smile on his face