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ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)
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Is your sign a toughie or a softie?
Acts like a toughie, is a toughie: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Acts like a toughie, is a softie: Leo, Gemini, Scorpio
Acts like a softie, is a toughie: Virgo, Aquarius, Libra
Acts like a softie, is a softie: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Zodiac witches
Aries: chill witch, you won’t know she is one unless she wants you to. Keeps grimoire on her phone.
Taurus: kitchen witch. The witchy mom we all wish we had. Really into nature. Earthy vibe. Wicca.
Gemini: doesn’t call herself a witch. But she definetely is. Crystal witch. Traditional pantheon.
Cancer: over the top witchy aesthetic. Long ass nails. Love spells. The prettiest book of shadows ever.
Leo: dark magic. Hexes her enemies but protects her loved ones. Really into Harry Potter.
Virgo: fae work. Has ghost friends. Works better on her own than in a coven.
Libra: leader of her coven. Ties magic to her ethnic roots. Scented candles and salt baths.
Scorpio: black everything. Leather. Familiar magic. Her cat is better than most humans
Saggitarius: hedge witch. Actually pagan, but very flaky in her work. Philosophical.
Capricorn: very religious. Divination witch. Super intuitive. Pendulums.
Aquarius: has poetry all over her grimoire. Eerie vibe. Lunar witch.
Pisces: Pop culture witch, incorporates literature into her pantheon. Doesn’t believe there is a God or superior being.
Basic traits of signs
A PSA FOR WOMEN:
- Causing purposeful bodily harm to your boyfriend is abuse. 😊 - Slapping your boyfriend or “your man” is abuse. 😊 - Hitting a man for saying something you don’t like is not okay and it is assault. 😊 - Women slapping/hitting/beating up men is assualt. 😊 - Women hurting men physically and/or emotionally isnt funny and it’s not okay. 😊
Now you know. 😊😊😊
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Waylon Park:
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Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase.
“I won’t be available.”
Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.
If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:
Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.
Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.
Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.
The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.
If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else.
But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.
“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”
“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)
“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”
“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”
If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.
IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!
Just like with many other parts of life, learn to say ‘no’ to people. You are important. Don’t kill yourself for another person, esp. if they are your boss.
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Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.
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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao
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