Teutonic Knight of the Shemhazai

RP blog for Asuka Langley Soryu of "Evangelion: Campus Apocalypse".

[elvhxns]

The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q! 

The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW. 

This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.  

So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST. 

Times are listed above depending on timezone! 

This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over! 

How to Export Your Blog: 

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog

Alternative Sites: 

Pillowfort

Mastodan 

Wordpress 

Twitter 

There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at: 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/logoffprotest

Tumblr - https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/

There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018 ! 

Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better. 

[ao3tagoftheday]

Hey y'all! For those who’ve been asking, this is the info about what this blog is doing on the 17th. I hope y'all will join me.

[peitschenshemhazai]

Happy Birthday to me....

"Here's to another year survived..." Asuka lifted the glass of dark German draft and held it up, studying the way the light barely slipped through the rich liquid, and huffed. "For a given definition of survival."

With a deep sigh, she downed the whole glass in four long gulps, slamming it down on the bar next to the crumpled bills as she reached for her other hand. The bell above the door of the tiny bar jangled as she slipped out and disappeared back into the cold dark night.

[rpsourcedmemes]

Real life comes first! Reblog this to show your followers that they don’t need to worry about rushing their replies and answers, that they should take care of themselves first and that you’ll be here when they’re ready to come back.

[for-pete-sake-memes]

💀 Reblog if your muse is deadly

[nyxvuur-blog]

For the sake of character development, feel free to ask me anything you would like to know or are unsure of about my muse.

[2singuamelody]

buffgnomedad:

if  you’re underage don’t reblog nsfw and don’t  rp nsfw with legal adults or you could both get into serious legal trouble 👏

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

even if no one sees your art or photos, don’t stop creating them.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Autoritätsdusel ist der größte Feind der Wahrheit

Blind obedience to authority is the biggest enemy of the truth.

Albert Einstein (1879 – 1955), German-Swiss-American theoretical physicist

(via thatswhywelovegermany)

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Die Furcht zu irren ist schon der Irrtum selbst.

The fear of making a mistake is already the mistake itself.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (1770 – 1831), German philosopher

(via thatswhywelovegermany)

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

peitschenshemhazai

Asuka rolled her eyes and turned towards her desk. “Sure, let’s go with that.” Honestly, that wasn’t too far off from the essay topic she’d picked for history class this semester. 

Reading the atmosphere is not a talent of Shinji’s.  “Oh!  Are you doing homework?  I- I can help!” He thumps his chest, then sags.  “Um.  Maybe.  A little.”  The paternal side of him comes out with terrifying ease.  Secretly, Shinji is as horrified as he is pleased with himself.  This could probably be called progress.

[peitschenshemhazai]

“Did you even finish your high school education in your timeline?” Asuka inquired skeptically, not turning around. She thought she remembered that this Ikari was from one of those timelines where the world went to hell when he was fourteen, not that it would make any difference in whether or not she was going to let the idiot “help”.”Anyway, it’s in German,” she added dismissively.

[peitschenshemhazai]

hedgehog-in-dilemma replied to your post “Weaponmaster, what do you think of this dessert fork?”

“Um. No. You can keep it… ”

She snorted. “What the hell am I supposed to do with it? I use a whip!”

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

His smile just about drips with cheesiness.  “You can combine them… and whip up dessert.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“….If I ever needed confirmation that you’re a version of Idiot Ikari,” she grumbled, shaking her head. Adjusting her grip on the fork, she flung it towards the cork board on her wall where it lodged, quivering, in the center of a notice about upcoming assignments.

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

The flash of silver and the blur of her arm has him assuming the worst.  Yelling, Shinji dives to the ground.  “It was just a joke it was just a joke!”  He lifts up his head when he realizes that those are his own fingernails piercing his arm and not tines.  Picking himself up off of the floor, he dusts himself off as his cheeks burn.  He becomes very interested in the cork board.  “Um.  Wh- What’s this here?  Ehehe.”  He tries for a laugh.  “Blueprints for better weapons?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

Asuka rolled her eyes and turned towards her desk. “Sure, let’s go with that.” Honestly, that wasn’t too far off from the essay topic she’d picked for history class this semester.

[peitschenshemhazai]

"weaponmaster, Battle Axe?" The redhead asks coyly naming one of her personal favorite things to use in the eva. - Asuka

Asuka frowned at her counterpart, not in displeasure, but consideration. “Short-handled or long?” she asked. “There’s pros and cons to either option.”

[ask-asuka-x-shinji]

“mine is long so let’s go with that.” For her at least it allowed her to stay a decent distance while still getting to fight in close quarters. Also her prog-knife wasn’t really meant for hacking things up.

[peitschenshemhazai]

Asuka held up a hand and began ticking off points on her fingers. “Good for leverage, keeping distance between you and your opponent despite close quarters combat, useful for hacking something to pieces, or blocking or tripping your opponent with the staff.” She looked up. “On the other hand, your opponent could just as easily grab the handle and wrest it away or trip you up with your own weapon if he, she or it is more skilled.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

Weaponmaster, I need your opinion on this here machete.

Asuka raised both eyebrows at the machete. “Not bad for close quarters fighting, but it probably wouldn’t hold up for long.” She looked more closely at the blade. “Needs sharpening.”

[reshxnji-blog]

“What do you mean, it wouldn’t hold up for long!?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“Well, look at it!” Asuka plucked the machete up and set one hand on the handle and another on the flat of the blade. Grip firm, she exerted a mild amount of pressure, bending the blade slightly before letting it slide back into position. “It’s made of pot metal. Even after being sharpened, it would only really be useful against underbrush or unarmed meatsacks, and not for long. Going up against a folded steel blade of superior craftsmanship would break it!”

[reshxnji-blog]

Shinji almost panics. “ACK! I SEE YOUR POINT! PUT IT DOWN!”

And then he pauses.  “I don’t suppose you know where I’d find a better blade, then…?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

Asuka went still, thinking about the last boy she knew who wielded a bladed weapon as a matter of course, her expression shuttering as she remembers what happened to him. “…No, I could say.”

[reshxnji-blog]

Shinji blinks, and realizes he might have gone too far somehow.

“Erm…are you alright?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“I’m fine,” she said shortly, automatically. Glancing down, she noticed her arms had come up without her permission to wrap around herself and forces them back to her sides, turning away. “Try a blacksmith, if you can find one. Excuse me.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

hedgehog-in-dilemma replied to your post “Weaponmaster, what do you think of this dessert fork?”

“Um. No. You can keep it… ”

She snorted. “What the hell am I supposed to do with it? I use a whip!”

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

His smile just about drips with cheesiness.  “You can combine them… and whip up dessert.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“....If I ever needed confirmation that you’re a version of Idiot Ikari,” she grumbled, shaking her head. Adjusting her grip on the fork, she flung it towards the cork board on her wall where it lodged, quivering, in the center of a notice about upcoming assignments.

[peitschenshemhazai]

Weaponmaster, I need your opinion on this here machete.

Asuka raised both eyebrows at the machete. “Not bad for close quarters fighting, but it probably wouldn’t hold up for long.” She looked more closely at the blade. “Needs sharpening.”

[reshxnji-blog]

“What do you mean, it wouldn’t hold up for long!?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“Well, look at it!” Asuka plucked the machete up and set one hand on the handle and another on the flat of the blade. Grip firm, she exerted a mild amount of pressure, bending the blade slightly before letting it slide back into position. “It’s made of pot metal. Even after being sharpened, it would only really be useful against underbrush or unarmed meatsacks, and not for long. Going up against a folded steel blade of superior craftsmanship would break it!”

[reshxnji-blog]

Shinji almost panics. “ACK! I SEE YOUR POINT! PUT IT DOWN!”

And then he pauses.  “I don’t suppose you know where I’d find a better blade, then…?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

Asuka went still, thinking about the last boy she knew who wielded a bladed weapon as a matter of course, her expression shuttering as she remembers what happened to him. “...No, I could say.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

"weaponmaster, Battle Axe?" The redhead asks coyly naming one of her personal favorite things to use in the eva. - Asuka

Asuka frowned at her counterpart, not in displeasure, but consideration. “Short-handled or long?” she asked. “There’s pros and cons to either option.”

[peitschenshemhazai]

Weaponmaster, I need your opinion on this here machete.

Asuka raised both eyebrows at the machete. “Not bad for close quarters fighting, but it probably wouldn’t hold up for long.” She looked more closely at the blade. “Needs sharpening.”

[reshxnji-blog]

“What do you mean, it wouldn’t hold up for long!?”

[peitschenshemhazai]

“Well, look at it!” Asuka plucked the machete up and set one hand on the handle and another on the flat of the blade. Grip firm, she exerted a mild amount of pressure, bending the blade slightly before letting it slide back into position. “It’s made of pot metal. Even after being sharpened, it would only really be useful against underbrush or unarmed meatsacks, and not for long. Going up against a folded steel blade of superior craftsmanship would break it!”