soooo true pemcandenza

hot girl infinite summer, baby 😎 main @michael-pemulis

[lordgolden]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie

[avantgarden-er]

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[seobot]

[which-ocs]

Which OC is wearing this shirt today?

[pemcandenza]

pemulis wears this to practice and delint and poutrincourt get in an argument if he needs to change

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[kibumkim]

[pemcandenza]

he hit three badly street parked cars and several pedestrians darting out from behind them be serious

[powerburial]

when youre fighting someone in a 7/11 in tokyo and you hear him yell to the cashier "microwave his head"

[pemcandenza]

お温めしていただけませんでしょうか。

[perimodern]

Hello I decided that I need to record these on tumblr in one place just because I do

[enfieldtennisacademy]

no one:

michael pemulis’ outfits in infinite jest:

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[infinite-jest-again]

“Pemulis is compulsively going around zipping and unzipping everything in the room with a zipper, a habit of his Hal loathes.”

— Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace, p. 1017 (footnote n. 110)

[spiderland1fan]

what, are they married?

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[wiremxther-deactivated20230819]

transitioning my gender from map to territory

[fragranticareviewers]