Useful Soup For Benevolent Purposes.

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[only-cat-memes]

[eclipseisminetocommand]

catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

[the-music-writer]

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

[oysters-aint-for-me]

whats not clicking

[fluentisonus]

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[samreich]

how far we've come

[edgarallennope]

broke: former-prince andrew's arrest was delayed time and time again by a stubborn desire to protect the reputation of this country's most powerful family and a dogged refusal to address the full extent of corruption and abuse in british politics and the aristocracy.

woke: they were waiting to do it on his birthday

[destielmemenews]

"What's led to him being arrested is information in the Epstein files around activities while he was a trade envoy.

Although we don't know specifics, there has to be an assumption that part of this is going to be the sharing of documents within the Epstein files - between Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein himself. That's when Thames Valley Police got involved."

BBC

AP News

USA Today

[wizard-loving-wizard]

izzy named Muppet Christmas Carol as one of her favorite ghost movies lmao x

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[how-did-i-get-here-u]

a lot of good quotes from Brennan in this video, as always, but this one really got me.

be cheesy, romanticize your life, whatever, life is short and it's cool to just love stuff

[bladesingerlily]

If you ever feel bad, find some Brennan Lee Mulligan whatever and watch it. It will soothe your soul

[dimension20memes]

I love both of them so much.

Textpost credits @yulivia @hewwbwazew

[victorian-robot]

Basically just verbatim episode 1

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

[medlabmech]

*opens the jar*

[what-even-is-thiss]

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

[alnaperera]

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this thank you