Obsessions of a New Machtaholic

She/her, they/them. Sweet exterior but a chewy kinky filling!!! Suits, Teen Wolf, the Magicians, the Witcher, 911 Lone Star, RWRB and Stranger Things are some of my fandoms ... known as cinderella81 (machtaholic) on AO3

[fordarkmornings]

Ella M. Bedford (British, 1882-1908)

The Springs of Lethe, 1896

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[boyd-stevens]

THE MUMMY 1999, dir. Stephen Sommers

[nick-nellson]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #764

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended on4h

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

yeah I can't believe we're just now getting to this one either

[minna-nakayoku]

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[brownheadedcowbird]

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

[ryannorth]

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

[dandelion-stuff-and-fluff]

In the past 10 years of teaching in an anatomy lab, I have seen:

- A donor with a scrotum the size of my head. When we opened it up, we discovered it was a MASSIVE inguinal hernia and a good 1.5 ft of intestine were trapped down there.

- A donor with situs inversus totalis, whose organs were a mirror image of what we normally see (ie their heart pointed right and their liver was on the left, just for starters)

- A donor whose right common carotid artery branched off the aorta waaay over on the left hand side of the body and crossed alllll the way back across the thorax to get where it needed to be.

- A donor with 4 lobes for their right lung (should only be 3). We named the 4th lobe the Lisa Loeb, but all of the students were too young to appreciate our sparkling wit.

- A shocking variety of penile and breast implants. Y'all would not believe the number of different ways science has come up to counteract gravity.

- A couple of cases of ectopic kidneys, where a kidney didn't rise to its typical position just deep to the lowest ribs and instead stayed in the pelvis.

There is probably some other stuff that I am forgetting. Take home point is: the human body is weird and wonderful and you should learn more about yours!

[brightlotusmoon]

....duuude.

[naamahdarling]

Spleens Georg

[stele3]

14???????

My contribution: client co pinched nerve in L side of neck. I asked about health hx; she said, “I've got some extra ribs on that side.”

me: “some?” (!!!!!??!?!??!???)

Some was 2, but that’s crazy enough.

[cactusspatz]

Yeah, I don't discover the anatomical weirdness but I've had clients come in with extra ribs, missing ribs, extra vertebra, accessory muscles (that's when you have duplicates - sometimes fine, sometimes not), bones connected where they shouldn't be (spoiler: if your lumbar spine is connected to your hip, it Causes Problems), all sorts of stuff. Bodies are weird!

[headspace-hotel]

More from the notes

This made me remember that I had a friend in high school who had one thumb that was like half an inch shorter than the other. Not sure how that happened.

[weaselle]

even the things you never think about are a spectrum

[teaboot]

I had a school friend with an extra joint on each thumb, which as they pointed out was extra handy as touch screen phones came out around that time and they could reach the entire screen with just one thumb without shifting the phone at all

[vrumblr]

One of my aunt’s, only 4’9”, is missing two whole vertebrae. My dad was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer when I was a teenager and given max 1 year to live. He kept truckin’ so they did exploratory surgery and found out he had TWO PANCREASES. One laid over the other making it look like a tumor.

[baronfulmen]

"Not only is your pancreas fine, but also your pancreas is fine"

[dailyjoekeery]

zoomies™

DJO at OUTSIDE LANDS 08/08/2026 - San Francisco, CA

[importantbusinessdinosaur]

[glovesdown]

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

[deniselavestal-deactivated20231]

You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love

[ao3commentoftheday]

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Espresso Cake (One Bowl)

[louisenkind]

Purple whimsigoth appreciation post ✨🔮🌛

[mialoveseddie]

Eddie hears a random love song on the radio and it clicks for him “oh. That’s what this is I’m in love with Steve.”

[machtaholic]

Eddie didn’t intend to listen to Top 40, but Uncle Wayne had sent him for groceries, so he was stuck wandering the aisles with whatever they played over the sound system.

He was in the cereal aisle when "Crazy for You" by Madonna started playing.

"... Trying hard to control my heart I walk over to where you are Eye to eye, we need no words at all ..."

Eddie stands there staring at tbe cereal as the song washes over him.

"... Because I'm crazy for you Touch me once and you'll know it's true I never wanted anyone like this It's all brand new ..."

"Fuck, I'm in love with Steve Harrington."

Eddie barely remembered finishing the grocery shopping, thrusting money at the clerk and grabbing the bags. He raced home and dropped the bags on teh front porch, yelling to Wayne that groceries were there but he needed to see a boy.

Eddie pulls up to Family Video and pracitcally runs inside, leaning across the counter and claiming Steve's lips in a kiss. "I love you," Eddie whispered.

"I love you, too," Steve whispered back.

"FINALLY!" Robin yelled.