How do you know when the sarows is coming?

Why you don't and you don't and you won't see it coming, (You won't see it coming at all.)

[caserobard]

🏴‍☠️ about 🗡️

widge / UK / any pronouns

wee lesbian & serial librocubicularist

i’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still

[hymnism]

[loveridden1999]

you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[sqbr]

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.

Them: Oh so it's not racist.

Me: It absolutely is.

Them: So you're saying racism is ok??

Me: No.

[mikkeneko]

[cryptotheism]

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[boymounter]

before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌

when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[once-a-polecat]

I need a bumper sticker that says:

KEEP HONKING! I'm waiting for the 4th book in Tamsyn Muir's lesbian necromancer trilogy The Locked Tomb.

[carys-the-ninth]

[gaytanic-panic]

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[starjasmines]

99% of ruminators give up right before they completely solve the problem

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[animatedtext]

[vampantheon]

Can I ask you something?

you just did! do you wanna ask me a secret second thing?