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Why you don't and you don't and you won't see it coming, (You won't see it coming at all.)

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[firawren]

Sometimes Darcy gets accused of not actually being in love with Elizabeth at the time of his first proposal, that he just proposed out of lust, and like yeah lust was definitely a part of it, but I believe him that he truly loved Elizabeth.

Marriage was a big deal. He'd never really be able to divorce her. This was gonna be it for life—and while Elizabeth for life might be wonderful, he's also getting the Bennets for life.

I don't know how much he knew about the Bennets' financial situation beyond the entail, but he had to have known there was a strong chance Mrs. Bennet would end up living with him after Mr. Bennet died. He could afford to set her up in her own house, but they'd still have to spend a lot of time together. And it wasn't just Mrs. Bennet—he'd be saddling himself with the lifelong care of potentially multiple of Elizabeth’s relatives, which is bad enough when you actually like the people, but these are people who he can't stand, and rightfully so! I'd despise living with any of them except Elizabeth and Jane, and maybe Kitty. He's not being a snob when he criticizes them—they legitimately suck. (Well, he is being a snob and dumbass by saying it out loud, but Elizabeth herself knows the criticism is justified.)

On top of all that, he knows marrying Elizabeth is gonna piss off his own family, and potentially jeopardize his friendship with his bestie Charles.

And you're telling me that Darcy was willing to take on all of that shit just for sex?? Sex is easy to get. Hell, even sex with a pretty, kind, smart wife would be easy for Darcy to get. Elizabeth is not his only good option.

I know people's genitals make them do all sorts of wildly stupid things, but I don't think even Darcy's penis is powerful enough (and I've read fanfic, I know how powerful Darcy's penis is) to make him propose to Elizabeth Bennet if he didn't truly love her.

[uwuwrites-sometimes]

Darcy gets way more shade than Elizabeth, even though she's the greedy gold digger in the story. Can we talk about how she only developed feelings for him AFTER SHE SAW PEMBERLEY. LIKE????

[firawren]

Oh no no no. No. She is not a gold digger. Pemberley is his character reference. The things she learns there tells her he's not your stereotypical rich dude: lazy, irresponsible, reckless, extravagent, etc. Before Pemberley, she already knew Darcy and Collins were rich and turned them both down. She didn't need to see Pemberley to know Darcy was the equivalent of a mega-millionaire, like, stupid stupid rich. She already knew this! But she does need to see Pemberley to know:

He respects and takes excellent care of the people he's responsible for, including his sister, servants, and tenants, even though they're beneath him socially

He respects his parents—he still displays the miniature of Mr. Wickham even though he hates him because his father loved Wickham and he honors and loves his father

He can treat strangers like the Gardiners with respect and kindness

He favors quiet, contemplative pursuits like trout fishing

He appreciates nature and its beauty

He practices sustainable land management—he has a coppice-wood, which is better for the ecosystem of his land, rather than cutting down big beautiful old trees to make way for pointless decoration, like John and Fanny Dashwood in S&S

He doesn't flaunt his wealth—he has good taste rather than being gaudy, ostentatious, or stuffy, like his aunt Lady Catherine

Please read these articles by @bethanydelleman:

Why the Tour of Pemberley Matters: Part 1

Pemberley in the 1995 adaptation of Pride & Prejudice It’s funny how often I read people online treating this line from Elizabeth seriously,

Why the Tour of Pemberley Matters: Part 2

Pemberley as imagined by Pride & Prejudice 2005 Elizabeth is not mercenary, the tour at Pemberley did not sway her in regards to wealth, but

And this Tumblr thread about Darcy's sustainable land management

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Some bunnies cus I love them. If you have one send me a picture now!!!!

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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

mine are the tower and the chariot

[wistaliia]

polycula dash simulator or something idk

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Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

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[tohakumaru]

ready for the ceiling

[tohakumaru]

a perch, for a precarious june, and we extend a very warm welcome to another applicant for residency in Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere, @my-friends-fan

wherever & whenever you are, i hope your sleep is always quiet

[tohakumaru]

a couple more for the details, at the resident's request :)

[itspauarts]

pookies

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

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CHAPPELL ROAN - Viva Glam Lip Collection

[kyssimmee]

starlight and trixie comic

[kyssimmee]

i'm breaking the author's silence to address these tags directly, because i've seen similar responses a few times. your context is part of you. you like your favorite band because you found them somehow. you speak the languages you speak because somebody else taught you. you feel the way you feel because you have memories and experiences. shaving off pieces of yourself will not reveal a truth at the center, and will only make you feel less like a person worth being. you will never shed your context or influences, anymore than you will ever become younger or undrink a glass of water. but you are free to create as much additional context as you like. build yourself outward instead of digging for yourself at the center. trying 100 new things will give you 100 more data points on what you like, don't like, think, believe, feel. it might begin to reveal an image of yourself that you can recognize, respect, and love. your life is not an object to be kept clean, it is an ongoing action that you get to control. also that's starlight glimmer not rarity.

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visited the dreamiest bookstore today

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