How do you know when the sarows is coming?

Why you don't and you don't and you won't see it coming, (You won't see it coming at all.)

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wee lesbian & serial librocubicularist

i’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still

[wallpapersronme]

Lou as LaVonte Worthy, arms crossed asks Ally as HJ Wingstreet, "do you remember what you told me when you turned me?"

LaVonte answers himself, "you said we were gonna drink the blood of Caine and then fight each other to the death on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge."

Ally narrates "HJ starts weeping."

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 8: A Fraternal Order and an Author of Horror

Got to spend money to make money.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 7 || Ep 8

[fireandashes]

nancy danderhoof MIGHT be my favorite NPC brennan has ever made. “call me coldstone cuz i love a scoop. like it love it gotta have it” “i need a twin set of cherries STEM ON.” shes truly so solid.

[islandoforder]

the banksy bit is so fucking funny not just because this is so far from banksy’s art style but also we literally all know who banksy is and get this is still the one thing that lavonte rolls extraordinarily well on and therefore keeps working

[haleyusesherwords]

New reaction image just dropped

[reineydraws]

saw a meme so pappy-coded, it had me drawing him again after months haha :')

daisuke w the og ethics + the og meme under the cut

[firawren]

Sometimes Darcy gets accused of not actually being in love with Elizabeth at the time of his first proposal, that he just proposed out of lust, and like yeah lust was definitely a part of it, but I believe him that he truly loved Elizabeth.

Marriage was a big deal. He'd never really be able to divorce her. This was gonna be it for life—and while Elizabeth for life might be wonderful, he's also getting the Bennets for life.

I don't know how much he knew about the Bennets' financial situation beyond the entail, but he had to have known there was a strong chance Mrs. Bennet would end up living with him after Mr. Bennet died. He could afford to set her up in her own house, but they'd still have to spend a lot of time together. And it wasn't just Mrs. Bennet—he'd be saddling himself with the lifelong care of potentially multiple of Elizabeth’s relatives, which is bad enough when you actually like the people, but these are people who he can't stand, and rightfully so! I'd despise living with any of them except Elizabeth and Jane, and maybe Kitty. He's not being a snob when he criticizes them—they legitimately suck. (Well, he is being a snob and dumbass by saying it out loud, but Elizabeth herself knows the criticism is justified.)

On top of all that, he knows marrying Elizabeth is gonna piss off his own family, and potentially jeopardize his friendship with his bestie Charles.

And you're telling me that Darcy was willing to take on all of that shit just for sex?? Sex is easy to get. Hell, even sex with a pretty, kind, smart wife would be easy for Darcy to get. Elizabeth is not his only good option.

I know people's genitals make them do all sorts of wildly stupid things, but I don't think even Darcy's penis is powerful enough (and I've read fanfic, I know how powerful Darcy's penis is) to make him propose to Elizabeth Bennet if he didn't truly love her.

[uwuwrites-sometimes]

Darcy gets way more shade than Elizabeth, even though she's the greedy gold digger in the story. Can we talk about how she only developed feelings for him AFTER SHE SAW PEMBERLEY. LIKE????

[firawren]

Oh no no no. No. She is not a gold digger. Pemberley is his character reference. The things she learns there tells her he's not your stereotypical rich dude: lazy, irresponsible, reckless, extravagent, etc. Before Pemberley, she already knew Darcy and Collins were rich and turned them both down. She didn't need to see Pemberley to know Darcy was the equivalent of a mega-millionaire, like, stupid stupid rich. She already knew this! But she does need to see Pemberley to know:

He respects and takes excellent care of the people he's responsible for, including his sister, servants, and tenants, even though they're beneath him socially

He respects his parents—he still displays the miniature of Mr. Wickham even though he hates him because his father loved Wickham and he honors and loves his father

He can treat strangers like the Gardiners with respect and kindness

He favors quiet, contemplative pursuits like trout fishing

He appreciates nature and its beauty

He practices sustainable land management—he has a coppice-wood, which is better for the ecosystem of his land, rather than cutting down big beautiful old trees to make way for pointless decoration, like John and Fanny Dashwood in S&S

He doesn't flaunt his wealth—he has good taste rather than being gaudy, ostentatious, or stuffy, like his aunt Lady Catherine

Please read these articles by @bethanydelleman:

Why the Tour of Pemberley Matters: Part 1

Pemberley in the 1995 adaptation of Pride & Prejudice It’s funny how often I read people online treating this line from Elizabeth seriously,

Why the Tour of Pemberley Matters: Part 2

Pemberley as imagined by Pride & Prejudice 2005 Elizabeth is not mercenary, the tour at Pemberley did not sway her in regards to wealth, but

And this Tumblr thread about Darcy's sustainable land management

[chainsaw-headache]

Some bunnies cus I love them. If you have one send me a picture now!!!!

[maceofpentacles]

what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

mine are the tower and the chariot

[wistaliia]

polycula dash simulator or something idk

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[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

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[tohakumaru]

ready for the ceiling

[tohakumaru]

a perch, for a precarious june, and we extend a very warm welcome to another applicant for residency in Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere, @my-friends-fan

wherever & whenever you are, i hope your sleep is always quiet

[tohakumaru]

a couple more for the details, at the resident's request :)

[itspauarts]

pookies

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[yenvengerberg]

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