How do you know when the sarows is coming?

Why you don't and you don't and you won't see it coming, (You won't see it coming at all.)

[caserobard]

🏴‍☠️ about 🗡️

widge / UK / any pronouns

wee lesbian & serial librocubicularist

i’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still

[caserobard]

had a dream last night that i watched a tv show that had so much discourse on this hellsite. the main character was some guy with superpowers who decided to literally explode every single queer person on the planet except from one (1) old couple because they faced homophobia in their youth. there were people arguing that the main character wasn't homophobic because the old couple just wanted to live in their own safe space. he was played by the most generically handsome white man who could barely act. the writing in the show was terrible even without exploding all the gays. it was both beloved and hated on tumblr and thus inescapable. i woke up halfway through writing a response to a callout post because i found the show campy and fun up until the exploding gays and that obviously made me evil

[beammeupplease]

Victor Adame Minguez

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

[walkinginthewnd]

CLAUDIA JESSIE for Glamour Germany March 2026

[targetedknowledge]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[elodieunderglass]

Today the kids wanted to play Takeaway. I don’t mind playing Takeaway, because I can usually do something else with my hands. My role is to place an order on my pretend phone, and receive it from the delivery driver. I’m quite good at Takeaway.

Bear, aged 8, was the leader of this particularly chaotic takeaway. I overheard them pretending to phone another customer - customer order 125 - and explaining that their delivery would be delayed by approximately fifteen minutes due to a “rockslide.”

“Hey, wait a minute, what was that?” I asked.

“Are you order number 125?”

“No, I’m order number 165.”

Bear said severely, “we don’t give information about other people’s orders.”

“That’s very professional,” I said, “but what was that about a rockslide?”

Bear said, “that’s not your order.”

“Sorry,” i said, justly chastened. “Was it a big rockslide? Is it on the news?”

“If you need information about your order, you will get it.”

My pretend phone then pretend rang, so I had to answer it. It was the takeaway.

“Number 165? Your order will be delayed by five minutes.”

“Oh,” I said, “why?”

“Because that’s the time it takes us answering all your stupid questions.”

[singlecent]

[beemovieerotica]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[mevil]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫