sapphic women. that's it. that's the entire thing.

20, she/her // bisexual // ocassionally writes incorrect quotes sometimes!

[pendrcgonsluthcrs]

Kara: I made a marshmallow Lena. See? Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the marshmallow businessmen for annoying her. Do you like it?

Lena, tearing up: it's fine.

[lovelooksgudonu]

it's beatrice's turn to get a forehead kiss...tho i bet her toes hurt dhjskadh

avatrice doodle

[terrornothorror]

and stand up in my holy terrain

[thecasualqueer]

Lena: I have a tummy ache but I'm being really brave about it.

Kara: yes you are (scoops Lena up in a hug on the sofa, so that she is litterally sitting on her lap curled up in a little ball, and starts stroking her hair) you are really brave

[dicklessthewonderclown]

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

[thecasualqueer]

Kara (drunk): You're so pretty, I wish you were my girlfriend.

Lena: I am your girlfriend

Kara: Wow, that's so cool. Am I your girlfriend too?

Lena (laughing): You are.

Kara: Wanna makeout?

Lena: Not while you're this drunk

Kara: That's probably a good shout (falls asleep on Lena's shoulder instantly)

[terrornothorror]

You filling my cup, the sun coming up, like I lived my whole life before the first light

[pendrcgonsluthcrs]

Kara: Lena, what are you doing?

Lena: Oh, I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "every time i feel depressed, i take a drink."

Kara:

Kara: i believe that's called alcoholism

[pendrcgonsluthcrs]

Alex, to Lena: hey, what's that bruise on your neck?

Lena:

Kara:

Kara: Well—

Alex: actually, no. don't reply to that.

[lucyllawless]

Wives spending a cozy night at home.

[sapphic-luthor]

After much convincing, CatCo managed to wrangle the CEO of L-Corp into our offices to read the best of Twitter’s thirst tweets. She may not have been very amused, but we absolutely were.

[softavasilva]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH AKA WARRIOR NUN COMEBACK

[jazzfordshire]

Hello! I love your commentary on how different Katie characters exude different kinds of Gay Energy. Do you think you could do a list from Top with a Capital T to Messy Enotional Bottom for her most popular and well-known roles? Or just your favorites? Or the gayest? Which probably are your favorites lmao. Love you and your blog, it's so funny and I love it when your notifications come on. ❤️❤️😘

Anfksjanfsajfnsal OKAY this sounds fun!!

Starting from the grade-A premium high-octane Tops:

Elizabeth Carruthers

Elizabeth Carruthers is The Top. The original. The OG. She brought the strap-on to Canada in the 1700s. She can skillfully peg a woman while simultaneously signing thousand-pound fur trading business deals. She makes me weak.

Kate Foster

We know Kate. We love Kate. We’re pretty sure that Kate is 98% Katie just playing herself with a little more confidence. She emanates top energy like an aura, and we know that she treated Erica SO right in bed. Oral for days.

Sarah Bennett

If you actually watch Slasher, it’s arguably one of Katie’s hottest roles. It’s basically her running around in sexy gay clothes, hunting down a serial killer in northern Canada. And then, she gets to kill him at the end!! She concusses him, and then cuts his throat with a satisfied expression on her face, and I KNOW THAT SHOULDN’T BE HOT BUT WHOOPS, HERE WE ARE

And now, the switches:

Morgana Pendragon

OKAY, HEAR ME OUT. I know that evil Morgana exudes top energy from her pores. She’s the tie-you-up-and-make-you-beg top. But that comes from a need for control - pre-evil Morgana is absolutely a sweet switch who likes to be taken care of sometimes!!! Evil Morgana still has that in her, she just doesn’t trust anyone enough. (Morgana bby I love u)

Gloria Miller

Gloria has to be in control of herself all the time for her job, and she can totally top, but she also likes to give up the reins sometimes! If you watch the movie (which isn’t very good but still) she has a soft side that she’s waiting for someone to tap into (and by ‘tap into’, I mean ‘rail into’)

And finally, our bottoms:

Lena Luthor

Lena Luthor is a power bottom and I will maintain this until the Day I Die, NEXT

Lucy Westenra

Poor, sweet Lucy. You deserved better. You deserved Mina ravishing you nonstop until your mother starts to get concerned that you haven’t been home in 3 days. Lucy is a messy bottom who would absolutely cry after a good orgasm, and I love her.

BONUS!

Pillow Princess:

Zara Young

You know it’s true.

[elenadolerini-deactivated201706]

Arthur!Kara and Morgana!Lena 

I will not rest until all of Camelot bows before me i get at least one (1) quality fic about this..

[supergirlpolls]

pick something of katie mcgrath’s the fandom obsesses over

hands

piercings

jaw

freckles

neck

irish accent

eyebrows

eyes

[redacted]

other

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

[wn-incorrect]

Ava: If only there was somewhere to sit...

Beatrice: (gestures to the open chair next to her)

Ava: (kicks chair over) I wish there was somewhere for me to sit.

Beatrice: (sighs and gestures to her lap)

Ava: (sits on her lap) I knew you'd catch on.

[aeongsoul]

every single person who has been hurt by cancelled shows or bury your gay trope or queerbaiting should watch warrior nun it’ll heal you