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Ava: you love me, right?

Beatrice: usually, I’d say yes, without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

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Ava: Hey, you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Beatrice: You’re a hazard to society.

Camila: And a coward, do twenty.

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Camila: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Beatrice: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Ava: Okay, but in my defense, Camila bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Beatrice: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

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Camila: Hey guys…

Beatrice: Hey, is something wrong?

Camila: Lilith and I were walking down the street and this guy cursed and honked at us.

Beatrice: …

Beatrice:… What did Lilith do?

Camila: They chased them until the next red light and reached into the car before-

Lilith, appearing out of nowhere: Who wants a steering wheel?

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I honestly can't tell the two of you apart half the time, because I don't go by height or hair color, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.

Mary to Ava and Lilith

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Yasmine: We lost Ava!

Beatrice, trying not to panic: How did you manage that??

Mary: Give us a break, she's like two inches tall.

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Lilith: You read my diary?!

Mary: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Testosterone masculinizes and estrogen feminizes, but if you wanna androgynize you gotta inject pure adrenaline. Can’t assign a gender to incomparable panic.

Ava Silva

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Beatrice: Not everyone is going to think I'm pretty and that's okay.

Ava: They're wrong though.

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Michael: I think I’m falling for you.

Ava: Get up.

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Camila: Do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? Like one of my sisters will walk into the room and I'm like "Oh man, I guess I have to end you."

Ava, nodding: The Cain instinct.

Camila: The what.

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Beatrice: This apartment is a disaster. We need to clean.

Ava: Who’s coming over?

Beatrice: No one. We’re cleaning for us.

Ava: But we already know we live like this.

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I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans.

Ava Silva

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Lilith: We lost Mary.

Mother Superion: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!

Ava: You forget to cherish her.

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Beatrice: Lilith, keep an eye on Ava today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Lilith: Sure, I’d love to see Ava get punched.

Beatrice: Try again.

Lilith, sighing: I will stop Ava from getting punched.

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Mother Superion: If you have any questions, just ask.

Ava: If a bear and a shark fight, who would win?

Mother Superion: If you have any relevant questions, just ask.