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âYour complaining or the haunted house issue?â
â...Both?â
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declanxcaprio:
âYour complaining or the haunted house issue?â
â...Both?â
alexanderxchamberlain:
âOkay, but I lived during that time period, so your point is?â
âUh, yeah, and people lived during the 80â˛s but no one in their right mind is walking around in big perm hair and neon leg warmers in 2017,â
The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.
âBitch, Iâm from hell, canât be that different,â
alexanderxchamberlain:
âVlad was a person and he was a vampire, so itâs not all stupid human literature. He sounded like a pretty cool dude, too.â Alex shrugged. âItâs a lot of power to do that. Plus, I want to be able to change into a bat at will.â
âYeah but that kind of aesthetic was the norm for his time period,â She pointed out, smoothing her sweater as she spoke. âWell, we canât all have what we want.â
declanxcaprio:
âYouâre welcome to complain to me. Iâm not going to stop you.â
âWhat good is complaining to you if thereâs nothing you can do about it?â
anasoriginalsin:
â´ď¸ â â Just wait. Iâm going to trip over my feet and a spider is going to eat me and bye-bye Ana. â
âIâd say Iâd try to save you, but Iâm gonna go with the classic Hot Blonde excuse and say I donât want to ruin my manicure,âÂ
wolfinmelody:
âNot everyone is a fan of that shit, so calm yourself. Right, itâs pretty stupid in all honestly, but most things are.â
âExactly, thatâs what Iâm trying to say,âÂ
ophelia-lange:
âIâmâŚâ Ophelia started while shaking her head ânoâ. â..not- I donât- I never had cable or anything like.. ever. Until a little bit before here, so like, are those TV things?â
âI-- yeah, theyâre TV things,â Penelope replied, slightly dumbfounded. âWell, if anything you need to see The Haunted Mansion, itâs basically a classic halloween movie,â
alexanderxchamberlain:
âWell, Iâve talked in an eastern European accent and lived in a castle, so someoneâs not living up to who they are,â he retorted. âIf I could turn into a bat, I definitely would. That would be cool as shit.â
âOr youâre giving in to stereotypes placed on you by stupid ass human literature,â She suggested, raising her eyebrows. âIâm sure thereâs someone here with the power to turn you into a bat.âÂ
declanxcaprio:
âFairly certain thatâs exactly what it is.â
âWell, I donât like it. Who can I complain to?â
ophelia-lange:
âHaunted Mansion Bachelor?â is all Ophelia asks confused because she was far too out of the loop
âYeah, you know. Like. The movie The Haunted Mansion mixed with the dating show, The Bachelor,â Penelope tried to explain.Â
tonightwearevittorious:
â´ď¸ â â Seems sort of like it ? My worry is more that I survived 417 years just to get eaten by a giant spider. â
âWould they really let us get eaten by a giant spider? Wouldnât that ruin their romance shtick?âÂ
alexanderxchamberlain:
âVery bad. But I always look like Iâm going to throw up. The sunken eyes and paleness thing is part of my undead look.â He raised both eyebrows at her. âArenât you a demon? Donât you make your meat suits vomit and do a 360 head spin on the regular for shits and giggles?â
â...Right.â She nodded. She gave him a strange look, shaking her head and letting her blonde hair bounce with it. âWay to stereotype. Someoneâs watched The Exorcist one too many times. I can confidently tell you that Iâve never made a body vomit or head spin,â
âSoo, what? We have to get rid of ghosts and fight ugly spiders and stuff? What kind of entertainment show is this, anyways? The Haunted Mansion edition of The Bachelor?âÂ
âOh, shit, well. This will be fun,â Alex muttered warily. Giant spiders echoed in his head. He felt nauseated for the second time that day.Â
âYou look like youâre about to throw up. How bad can it be?â Penelope asked, her upper lip quirking up a bit at the thought of someone puking in front of her. She may be a demon, but throw up was still gross.Â
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