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Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
AU where Erik Killmonger was brought back to Wakanda and grows up to be T’Challa’s anger translator.
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source. Seriously, quit demonizing cats.
Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.
Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.
We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.
The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.
It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.
STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.
(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)
If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.
Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.
All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.
are you kidding me, cats are super protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack dogs, snakes, alligators and grown-ass men if they thought a child was in danger. a stray cat in russia saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.
😢😢😢😢 I love cats so much. 😊
I literally have no patience for people who don’t like cats but love dogs. They always have the shittiest attitudes.
My cat took down a snake trying to protect my brother and I.
I honestly don’t trust anyone who hates or demonizes cats. If you feel that violent towards an animal, what the fuck would you do to a person?
My cat sleeps on my bed even though I accidentally put my feet on him or roll over on him. He freaks out if I don’t come home at night and cries. He follows me when I get home to be picked up and snuggled. He gets upset when I don’t let him groom me back (son, stop grooming my eyebrows, they are okay).
My sister’s cat sleeps on top of her to guard her from my cat (Who while loving is a bit of a jerk, working on that). She shakes with excitement when she sees or hears someone she loves coming her way (when she is ready for affection. She curls up on my sister to watch ‘tv’ (literally any video on the iPad. She loves it).
Growing up, we had a cat who ended up dying trying to protect our home from coyotes. He was mostly my brother’s cat, just adored him, and he was still alive when my brother heard the fighting and went to see what had happened. We don’t know how many coyotes there were, they’d run off before my brother got there, but his cat came up to him and curled up with him, purring, even though he was on the verge of death. He’d protected his boy.
I don’t ever want to hear that cats are “soulless” or whatever bullshit. If you thinks cats are soulless or evil, it’s probably because you treat them like shit.
Cats are liminal protectors, Gates and Guardians just as much as dogs.
Please I’m rewatching some of G1 with a friend and this moment from one of Megatron and Op’s weirdly sexual fights is my favourite by far. Look at everything about this pose, camera angle and expression, I;m crying
Megatron: Oh no……. I seem to have fallen over?….. in front of my very strong and powerful nemesis………… whatever will be done to me…….? *glances over shoulder to make sure Optimus is looking*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Thank you for all the wonderful messages and delightful tags, I hope the upcoming year will be productive for all of you creative people and entertaining for the rest!
And it’s finished! The original picture by @larrydraws is just gorgeous, and I’ve been dying to experiment with it, and I’m so pleased with how it turned out. As always, cross-stitch eats a lot of the detail work, which Larry is great at, so definitely check out the original. But I was just in love with the colors and body language, and it was so satisfying seeing this whole thing come together. This is about 10 by 14 inches, with 75 colors, so it took a while to get through it all, but I’m really, really happy that I did this project.
It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.
As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.
Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*
Brain: hoe don’t do it
Me: *clicks*
Brain: oh my god
this too
Fulcrum was sentenced to death but later was transformed into a bomb.
Chromedome had a relationship with Pivot, and he died.
pivot (ˈpɪvət)
n
1. (Mechanical Engineering) a short shaft or pin supporting something that turns; fulcrum
Pivot and fulcrum are synonym. And Fulcrum was suppose to die on a wheel, which turns…
Ratchet…. a magician never reveals his tricks.
has this joke been done yet
For Anonymous request, sorry it’s not as answer but tumblr screwed up the post.