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[porterdavis]

[democracyunderground]

[unexplained-events]

1929 Studebaker

Hearse used for the funeral of children

[wavesxy]

Too stupid for the police, too stupid for a job, but enough Nazi to be recruited by #ICE .

[republicandoorknob]

Cowards. Misfits. Rejects. Incompatible.

[sweetlikeacherry]

having one good friend can change the whole trajectory of your life for the better. if you haven’t found your people yet, may they find you soon

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[erodingsinner]

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

[isuggestgetfatter]

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

[clickbeetle]

*gripping sink clenching teeth* one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent.

[clickbeetle]

only washing your face in the shower, just to get anything clean, is better than not showering at all. doing one push up just to get your body moving is better than doing zero push ups. putting a single floret of broccoli in your pasta just to get any amount of veggies in you is better than zero broccoli. only getting out of bed to feed your cat is better than not feeding your cat. writing down what you want to do today, and then not doing it, is still better than never doing anything at all.

[whatbigotspost]

“Perfect is the enemy of good.” Don’t let “it’s not perfect” derail “it’s something at least.”

[penny-anna]

a significant problem with crafting is that once you make something you now have it forever. you can sidestep this by making gifts for people but well now they have the thing forever and there's probably a limit to how many things they want. unless the thing you enjoy crafting is also a thing you want an infinite amount of there's just no good solution here.

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]

[bewbin]

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

[r2x2]

Happy 10-year anniversary to this iconic tweet.

[depsidase]

[homeboygirl]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

[wings-of-angels]

How it feels to be a hater but u only hate in private with ur best friend so it hurts nobody