"I suggest you be more polite, Herbert."

Ask blog for a top PSA/EPF agent. Ask me about Ice Fishing tips! ((Self-Insert Club Penguin askblog. Because you're supposed to self-insert as the player character in the missions.)) M!A: none!

[anomalocrisis]

I really had to draw the @mishiart‘s human version of gary ✨

[penguinwave-deactivated20200524]

yum

[club-penguin-art]

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

Heh. I still take this one out of the evidence files to look at ever so often. I've been meaning to track down the artist to get them to sign it.

[garythegadgetslut]

big gary 

reblog for 1000 coins taken from your cp account

[weenierufu]

THE  M A P  AAAAA

[epf-agent-blue-blog]

*walks in* hewwo fellow agent

“uhhhhhHHHHHHH”

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

D:

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

*about to get murdered*

murderer: any last words

me: imagine how is touch the sky

murderer:

me:

*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

ps5 character creation screen

[hollowtones]

dont know what this one means. thank you

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Hi def

[hollowtones]

dont know who def is but tell them i say hi too :)

[penguinsandkisses]

Soon im making a master post of all club penguin blogs….rb if u a cp blog?? (If u mostly rb it like its ur side blog n junk)

[clubpenguinprinny]

Update:

Some blog named artkat14889 is sending triggering pictures to specifically club penguin blogs, very specific ones that were only discussed in the Discord. Luckily tumblr did a good and the pictures they send are blurred out:

Please block them before reblogging this post, thanks.

[puffletruffle]

This is just plain disgusting behaviour. Make sure to stay safe and block them, everyone. We’re not going to let them win.

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

((What a piece of shit))

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

No 1 likes ur blog r u retarded fag

“I think my 48 followers like my blog quite a bit, thank you very much. Also, I already said I’m autistic. I’m not homosexual though, I’m pansexual. Learn the difference, you silly anon.”((reaction image by @404-penguinnotfound on request. Thenks!))

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

Examine PH!

There’s something great to be said about how good that girl is with puffles. Her ability to unlock their full potential is quite amazing to you, and her accent is unique. You wish you had gone on more missions with her.

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

Examine: Diane ( flowerpenguin)

You’ve only heard of Diane, but she sounds like a good botanist. You’ll have to seek her out if you want to know more about her.

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

Examine! Tail (ask-some-penguins)

Tail is a good friend of yours. He can sometimes take his playful taunting too far, but he’s a good penguin at heart. He’s one of the only friends you’ve made after coming back to life on the island.

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

examine: dat ass

You overheard wertercatt talking to himself about someone’s butt earlier and think back to what he said. “...man Cadence has a nice ass...” You don’t know when that information would be useful to you, however.

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

Back to normal

After so long that he’d forgotten when he actually ate the cookies, they finally wore off and he transformed back from being a unicorn vampire dragon to just being a regular penguin. “That took a while huh”

[penguin-agent-wertercatt]

hi! different anon here! i've just come to say, it's likely that other anon is sending hate specifically for your reaction. if you were to not post their messages, they may stop sending them to you. hope this advice helps!

“Thanks for the advice other anon, but that penguin didn’t really bother me. My autism is an accepted part of who I am, so I took the opportunity to mock how pathetic their attempt to insult me was.”