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😂😂 desperately trying to avoid eye contact

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

roguetelemetry

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

wilwheaton

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

fortethebard

Ok

So take the cliche possessed weapon and flip it on its head.

Like, a hilariously evil entity trapped inside an basically useless weapon.

Like, a cursed spork.

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Hilariously evil entity trapped in a basically useless weapon, upset at not being able to cause proper mayhem or feed off pain and suffering

Hilariously evil entity trapped in a powerful cursed weapon once used by a master warrior; the entity is extremely annoyed to be in a museum case and the staff have to come by once a week and complain a little about their lives to feed it some suffering. The party steals it for use in a quest, but a century of chilling in a display case with regular feedings has made it lazy and now it doesn’t want to hurt people and just wants to be fed. You’ve domesticated a possessed sword, are you happy

Master tradesperson trapped in a beginner’s tools with the intention of teaching apprentices but is too easily frustrated and keeps yelling at them

Entity that claims to be a horrific evil spirit possessing a powerful weapon to feed off the suffering of its victims, but the weapon is useless and the entity is actually feeding off the annoyance of its wielder

Totally mundane object possessed by a totally mundane entity. Like a stapler allows the wielder to hear the voice of Kevin Leonards, an office supply store assistant manager that got trapped in it when a warlock cursed the store for running out of magenta toner

roach-works

horrible lich sorcerer who got himself trapped in a handpuppet, like so:

https://hoop.photo/share/PwgjdtaDLoc2eb5x9Wp1ez2klPh1

honeygoblin-deactivated20210102

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

oakydokey

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

joysminuet

@cardozzza

mockiato-deactivated20200315

I love the mental image that tag creates

thankgoodnessforme

The bees when you give them the tea:

I had to hop in the trend 🐍 #foruyou

joelmchalesarchive

cockcompilations

kirekindats-deactivated20200904

Daddy’s favorite Boy is number 6, but so many options…

Kik: kirekindats

Twitter: DilfPrague

keybladesoras

Peter and MJ Deleted Scene!

dwarfonium24

just-andrews-blog-deactivated20

Now, that’s the way to suck off your mate’s hard cock and what a beauty it is and such very nice tight smooth balls as well, and great to see that the cute lad did not waste a drop of that fresh cream either. Such a good boy.