Penguin Rage

spoiler: penguins are rage-free

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[medusasstory]

cw for like literally every slur in english I think but oh my god

[cicerfics]

[daddysmusicblog-deactivated2025]

Welcome back to the late 90s

[penguinrage]

Me trimming my eyebrows: it is by will alone I set my mind in motion

[todays-xkcd]

Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.

Exam Numbers [Explained]

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[6 different math test questions.] [The first panel:] Kindergarten math final exam Q. Write down the biggest number you can think of A. [empty box]

[The second panel:] Pre-algebra final exam Q. Write down the value of x if x=3x-8 A. [empty box]

[The third panel:] Calculus final exam Q. Write down the value of [integral sign, from 0 to pi] x sin^2 x dx A. [empty box]

[The fourth panel:] PhD cosmology final exam Q. Write down the Hubble constant to within 1% A. [empty box]

[The fifth panel:] Game theory final exam Q. Write down 10 more than the average of the class's answers A. [empty box]

[The sixth panel:] Postgraduate math final exam Q. Write down the biggest number you can think of A. [empty box]

[giottogal]

Are you bored? Got nothing to do during winter break? Have some Mycenaean fun activity inspo!

1. Sit in chair.

2. Walk dogs.

3. take care of cunty horses.

4. Hold a bowl in your left hand.

5. Fistfight someone.

6. Spin in circle. (girls group activity)

7. Drive chariot. (lesbian couple activity)

[penguinrage]

Can we please talk about this guy's Junk Display

[fj0rge]

I want to wish you all a very merry Mandela effect

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[catasters]

[meowsfeed]

Source: leothelynxie

[epilepticsaints]

[only-cat-memes]

[catchymemes]

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[charlesoberonn]

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

[charlesoberonn]

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

[lilyyy63]

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

[charlesoberonn]

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

[clumsysprings]

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

[charlesoberonn]

Something like this?

[drlinguo]

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[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🌻 tapas.io/episode/2901911