Cute Yet Awkward Penguin

Hello :) Feel free to come and chat with me at any time I would love to talk to you Zodiac: Looks like a mermaid, sings like a siren, kills like a demon. Striking, but the most deadly. INFJ| True Neutral | Love Language: Quality Time

[thememedaddy]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I’m not sure which is my favorite

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[sarii-draws]

Claire Redfield...the woman you are

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[livenaturally-blog]

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

Just wondering :) 

[orangeleg]

Ok.

Blueish grey, Virgo, Spring

@cluckyhylian @moonflower-wings-of-fire @samthelocalshadow @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

dark brown TvT

Gemini (im an ai guys)

Summer cuz no school

[isoldmysoultothefae]

Dark teal, Leo, and Autumn

@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Ooo thats a pretty eye color wren :3

Hazel green, Aries, Autumn

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @ellie-moonbeam @mustard-in-a-bottle @theaterkidest2009 @valdezsimp02

[hyyl18]

Black (really black promise), Leo, Winter

@rustytyperwriter @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @achillesfinch14 @wolf-john-wolf @kiraandhervibes @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @leninthestarlight @glassesghosties + open tags

[glassesghosties]

idfk it changes all the time but lets just say hazel, pisces, anddddddd autumn :]

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @lusxnei6 @queerbookbitch + open tagsss

[myphycopharmacologist]

Blue, cancer, autumn?

@randylastname @strawbxrrypies @raven-cyclist @gemwesper +open <3

[strawbxrrypies]

greeney- browny- blueish (idfk bro), Gemini, autumn!

@multishipper33 @djyapyap33 @deltenner @peskybirdonyx + open tags <3

[peskybirdonyx]

blue with gold flecks, Aries, autumn(ik Spring is my b-day month but i love autumn)

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, @multishipper33, and open tags! /nf

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

Brown, Leo, and winter ig I mean every season gives me allergies so I lowkebhate all of them lol

@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @beanzdabean @yourlocalavian @lotustired @yosanoschainsaw @iicor

Happy pride btwwww

[lotustired]

Thx for the tag :)

Brown, sagittarius, and autumn (like late autumn early winter)

Npt! @just-a-zelda-fan @lizzable @cat-l0ver555 @druidbottles @lonk082 @l3ominor @starshineandbooks @gooserings-main @dontyoucallmyhighlightsgay @nameismizuki @zayzaycomics @bobasbag @palmolli and anyone else :)

[cat-l0ver555]

Green Hazel, Capricorn, and Winter ‼️

@bumbylbee @crown-of-ash @dcidrags @eightglass @gone-in-the-woods @gh0stwithaheart @kutie106 @pipsqueak317 @starsp1rals @stargazin-on-mars @write-with-will and anyone else!!

[stargazin-on-mars]

Blue, Libra, Fall?

@demigod-jack-hearth @what-is-going-on-im-confused @blacklicoriceisgood @ruler-of-nothing-important

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

Dark brown, cancer (😭), fall :D

@what-is-going-on-im-confused @canisdir @potted-plant-official @purple-dinosaur27 @snowheartart @duality-the-chaos-god @dizzycloudzzz @m1niethasilly @guardian-of-thespirit + open tags 😋

[guardian-of-thespirit]

Black black sorrow, black as it can be—

I mean dark brown, Capricorn and winter or autumn though we don’t really have a defined autumn over here

@theoneautisticthespian @themushroomstheyfoundme @smoky-salmon @sylviecalifragilistic @overwhelmedfernfrond @endlessnebula +open tags

[gay-is-a-synonym-for-smoky]

thanx for taggin!!

dark brown [or black, i literally can’t locate my pupils], cancer, autumn! :]

tagss

Keep reading

[prosperoisadiva]

Yippee thanks for the tag!

Dark Brownish, Virgo, uhhhh autumn!

Tags below!

Keep reading

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Ty for the tag :)

Very dark brown, Sagittarius, summer!

Npt!! @kissrosier @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @rara3swhimsy @huckleberrysigh @laced-in-ruin @sad-traffic-cone @buckelys-starb0y @luvieville @leninthestarlight @poetscherry @sspadfoot @space-girliee @eyes-withoutt-a-facee + anyone else who wants to <33

[huckleberrysigh]

Brown, Aquarius, and fall!

@hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @lavender-sam @wafflesanddonuts @ramen8008

[wafflesanddonuts]

brown, capricorn, spring

@just-kaitlin @moonyswarmsweaters @aquariusmoony13

[aquariusmoony13]

brown, leo, autumn

@yourtranslationofme @bliindingstar @remys-r @geovaliss @valenlovescheeze

[yourtranslationofme]

brown, leo, winter

@imbeinggaslighted-probably @gracious-midnight @ilov3b00kss0much

[gracious-midnight]

Blue, Pisces, fall

Open tags

[mieczyhale]

Blue, Taurus, Fall

@deanspillowprincess @penguinsandpanthers @gay-jewish-bucky @jimboojamess

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[hiro-yuki-bnjmn-deactivated2018]

[revvethasmythh]