Apollo Has Cursed Me

She/they MtF 🏳️‍⚧️

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[targetedknowledge]

[swagophile]

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Guy fieri is like if heat miser was a homestuck character

[ghoulcaclulator64]

you… you don’t know that guy fieri is a fascist dictator in homestuck canon, right?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

How does this keep happening

[fish-harlan]

If I remember, he’s not a dictator himself so much as he’s the Evil Pope. The Insane Clown Posse are the fascist dictators

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Isn’t this a comic about kids playing the Sims over skype

[penitenteyeball]

The more I hear about this comic the less I understand

I don’t even know what of it is real and what is just made up

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #14005

Cause I finally found someone that makes me happy

  – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.) 

[starryoartz]

@penitenteyeball

[penitenteyeball]

@starryoartz

[ask-poolverine]

Whoot-Woo!

[penitenteyeball]

Guys I’m back

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: in a youtube video!

check it out!

[penitenteyeball]

egg

🥚

[penitenteyeball]

Goldfish changed their designs for the boxes

Left is old

Right is new

Just thought it was kinda interesting when I noticed it

[penitenteyeball]

[penitenteyeball]

Yooo I got some notes on my last post, let’s fucking gooooo (: (:

[penitenteyeball]

[ilikecheddarpopcorn]

i wanna do like 3 different things at once & my brains short-circuiting & blue-screening

[penitenteyeball]

Meme I made, idk I thought it was funny

[penitenteyeball]

Sorry for not bein active on here

My phone broke and tumblr isn’t working (app won’t open)

It may happen again

[do-not-u-dare]

caLM DOWN people. can’t respond to everything at once.

[penitenteyeball]

Samzies