Ravishing Radishes

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[tk-tako]

leave fingers of the feet out of this

[notedboneshaver]

bosnian: ananas croatian: ananas czech: ananas danish: ananas dutch: ananas finnish: ananas french: ananas german: ananas icelandic: ananas italian: ananas maltese: ananas norwegian: ananas polish: ananas romanian: ananas slovenian: ananas swedish: ananas english: :) spanish: do it english: pineapple

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that there is a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic volume

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

life hack

[just-shower-thoughts]

I always get nervous when people use my phone even though I have nothing to hide most of the time.

[decreasing-entropy-deactivated2]

Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!

Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

[just-shower-thoughts]

Marijuana is slowly becoming more socially acceptable than cigarettes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m not intimidated by people with face tattoos because I think they’re badass, but because they clearly don’t think in terms of consequences.

[partyintheussr]

remember that bitch mirage from the incredibles

you know her face says pussy game hard

[just-shower-thoughts]

With the PS4 Neo, Project Morpheus, and now the Nintendo Switch, we have a Trinity of new gaming platforms named after Matrix characters.

[sexdrugsdeath]

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[just-shower-thoughts]

The older I get, the more I pity the people who say that high school was the best years of their life

[penjaminbarry]

:( PITY ME. DO IT

[just-shower-thoughts]

So why did parents used to act like turning that little light on in the car was the most illegal thing you could ever do

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[just-shower-thoughts]

“It’s not”, and “It Isn’t” are the same thing when unabbreviated.

[victoriousvocabulary]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.