Daydream Apothecafe

☕️writing blog☕️ minors/proship dni 🌿requests open🌿

[penjolinaballerina]

🌿Welcome in!🌿

Hello, my darling traveller! My name is Magnolia, but you can call me Mag, and I'm the owner of this interdimensional apothe-cafe! Each sweet treat is a potion in disguise, specially crafted to bring YOUR daydreams to life! Here at the Daydream Apothe-cafe, we aim to provide guests with a comforting atmosphere while we serve up dreams and wishes in the most delicious forms!

As this apothe-cafe also serves adult beverages, we ask that those under 18 do not enter.

Please view the menu below before ordering!

Fandoms/Characters:

HTTYD 🐉: Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, Ruffnut/Tuffnut (platonic only), dragons (various, platonic only)

TWST 🪞: Cater, Leona, Malleus, Rook, Trey, Vil, Staff, Lilia (platonic only), all first and second years (platonic only), Grim (platonic only)

Pokemon 🦊: Various (ask me!)

Disney (animation only) 👑: Various (ask me!)

Other ✨️: Inquire (if there's a specific character from an unlisted fandom, feel free to drop me an ask!)

Genres:

Romance: Milkshake

Angst: Coffee

Platonic: Tea

Yandere: Smoothie

Spice*: Chai

Subgenres:

Hurt To Comfort: With Cream

Soulmates AU: With Sugar

Hanahaki AU: With Honey

Isekai/Reverse Isekai: With Edible Glitter

Whump: With Cinnamon

Modern AU: With Sprinkles

Preferences (non-description, pronouns only):

Male!: Caramel

Fem!: Lavender

GN!: Mocha

Forms:

Headcanons: Shaken

Matchups: Stirred

Scenarios: Blended

Short Fic: Steamed

Interactions: Frozen

I hope you enjoy your stay, and should you have any questions or just feel like chatting, feel free to drop by my box!

*Please note: I do not write complete nsfw, but I will write suggestive scenes.

[ultimaid]

rumi is poor again! please buy some doodles so i can pay rent!

hello everyone!! i've run across yet another financially difficult month and am going to need some more help making rent. i know we're nearing the end of june, but if 8 people buy a basic doodle every day from now until the 30th, i'll be able to squeeze it. ;w;

i've changed my pricing structure ever so slightly. doodles are now listed as a commission on my ko-fi page! it's $10 minimum for an uncolored doodle, and you can add flat colors or shading for a small amount extra. some uncolored doodle examples are below:

if you don't want a doodle but still want to help me out, feel free to donate directly to my ko-fi! every single dollar helps, genuinely.

want a more detailed commission, or something with cleaner line art? i can absolutely do that! please dm me directly, or send me an ask, if you want a full commission. i'm in the process of redoing my commission sheet and pricing at the moment! you can find examples of my fully rendered art in my art tag.

thank you all SO MUCH for your continued help. ;w; it truly has meant the world to me.

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[seaslugfanclub]

My summer so far.

[seaslugfanclub]

(Y/N): Ah- sorry, I thought I saw a wasp

Captain Hook: Do you love me too?

(Y/N): excuse me?

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*(Y/N), introducing the park to the Villains*: Here, right here, all your needs will be met—

Madam Mim: I’m hungry—

(Y/N): I N A M I N U T E !!

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Hans: My dad thinks I’m a joke too…

(Y/N): Yeah…well…. YOUR DADS RIGHT.

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(Y/N): You gotta calm down bro. Chill man, and smoke a joint

Frollo: (Y/N), I told you a long time ago to never fucking speak to me.

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Maleficent: Do you wish to kiss me?

(Y/N): Absolutely fucking kinda?

Maleficent: Tell me I’m beautiful first.

(Y/N): You’re beautiful

Maleficent: What is beautiful about me?

(Y/N): Um… how you’re able to turn into a giant dragon?

Maleficent:….. Okay slut, kiss me~

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*(Y/N), dreamily talking about John Silver*: Skinny guys are overrated, get yourself a fat fuck.

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(Y/N): Rat girl summer :)

Ratigan: I wish that I could understand you

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Gaston: Can I bother you for a second?

(Y/N): You always bother me, but go ahead

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*(Y/N) in Facilier’s room, after he convinced them to do a tarot reading*

Facilier: Since you’re playing alone, you’ll be pulling cards twice. Easy for you Geminis~

(Y/N): …How’d you know I was a Gemini?

* “Are you ready?” starts playing*

*(Y/N), yelling over the music*: wtf- I DID NOT TELL YOU MY BIRTHDAY???

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Hook: I have a headache

Peter Pan: It might be a tumor

Hook: YOU LITTLE SHIT ITS NOT A TUMOR, OKAY?!

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Cruella: :(

(Y/N): Are you ok? Did something happen?

Cruella: Oh darling, promise you won’t be mad at me~

Medusa: SHE JUST HIT ME WITH HER FUCKING CAR—

[techno-danger]

Guys... I need to make this joke...

are made of this-

[penjolinaballerina]

looking for a fic

hey y'all, so i'm looking for a fic i read a while back. it was a various!pokevillains x reader. all the villains were catboys and the fic ended with the reader insert deciding to work at the cafe

if you know the fic, pls lmk the author or title!

[r-aindr0p]

Aight, get in the blanket

[evilcokito-deactivated20260725]

Can I?

[skemtcher]

They both act like the same and have the same reaction

[yenich]

brainrotten clingy modern au tuffnut for us (and snotlout) cus we (and snotlout) deserve it...