The Many Inkings of Penpen

I enjoy writing, and I enjoy fandoms! At the moment, my current obsession is Assassins Creed, with my main fic being Apple of His Eye (Desmond time travels to save the Auditore family, Ezio/Leo, Desmond/Federico). As of this time, I am doing a lot of drabbles for various AUs, so if you have an idea, don't hesitate to send me an ask, though do be patient with me, I am a bit slow.

[llamome]

AI won’t replace people because i just found out someone wrote a fic in which hobbits hibernate and bilbo forgot to tell this to the dwarves AND THEY BURIED HIM ALIVE AND HE HAS TO CRAWL OUT OF HIS GRAVE

TECHNOLOGY ENTHUSIASTS TELL ME HOW WOULD A MACHINE BE ABLE TO REPLICATE SOMETHING THIS UNHINGED I - -

[llamome]

@penpenhooray just found your blog, i hope people are giving you love in the comment section of ao3 😭❤️

[penpenhooray]

I’m so confused, but I’m glad y’all liked the fic! Sorry it wasn’t longer!

[valdrift]

2 dads

[tiabwwtws-art]

like what would you do.

[cum-villain]

Scum Villain? You mean "guy who was supposed to have a harem of around 600 women instead has to battle his shizun's harem of men"?

[klodwig]

"Hux died and woke up in the past, being his 16 years old self. With his memories about the future he will fix his life. At least he has a plan - a simple and reliable one! "

svsss!AU Kylux

Crossover that no one expected! Honestly, three things which hold my sanity all this time are: dmc, kylux and "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" book. I read it very fast and on middle of the text my brain just changed main character face with face of Adam Driver. Yep.

Since this is, as always, more AU than a crossover, you can just think of it as a story about time travel and trying to fix everything (haha)

[penpenhooray]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hehehe, look what I did instead of sleeping!

An entire chapter dedicated to Claudia’s first kill!

[penpenhooray]

Decided to replay AC: Unity

I’m barely past the prologue, and I’m so angry at the piss poor writing for an otherwise interesting plot.

Unity had the setup for something I’d love to see in an AC game: a Templar turning to the Assassins (I mean, we’ve had the reverse happen what, twice now? Haytham and Shay, yes?). But despite the fact Arno was raised by the Templar Grandmaster for thirteen years, not once was there an attempt to induct him into the Order. None, not once; not even a little brainwashing. You’d think the Templar would have wanted someone with Arno’s skills in the Order, but I guess de la Serre thought it was better for Arno to do…whatever the fuck he was doing (gambling and drinking, from what it appears).

But Arno has one fight with an alcoholic Assassin, and the dude is like “cool, I knew your dad, he gave his life for our cause. I know no one from our brotherhood checked up on you while you were literally being raised by the leader of our greatest enemy, but let me tell you about our secret brotherhood that sounds like a murder cult. You should totally join us, bro!”

Then a cut with “two months later,” and suddenly Arno knows everything about the Templar and Assassins.

Just, what? I pity anyone whose first Assassins Creed game was Unity, they must have been confused as fuck.

[weaver-z]

Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

[scottsafail]

[penpenhooray]

Okay, but…

What if the PI was hired to investigate the husband, but came up empty on the cheating. He’s doing like fifty other shady things (embezzlement, harassing employees, kicking orphans, you know), and he’s kind of a dick, but no cheating.

PI thinks “well fuck this guy,” but then has an epiphany. Sure, he’ll have to take one for the team, but hey, it’s been a while.

So yeah, housewife might get a picture of the PI railing the husband, but there’s probably a note on the back

“Good luck in divorce court! Here’s your proof of infidelity, take him to the cleaners!”

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl

[penpenhooray]

I swear, I think I’ve just spent the last two days making D&D characters of every class for hypothetical games I’m never going to be in.

RIP you two dozen characters who will never see the light of day. My babies…I would have done such horrible things to you.

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[penpenhooray]

Lol, some clown just said I was “stupid as fuck”* because I said *checks notes* glorifying someone who caused numerous serious injuries because they wanted to be on tv is wrong.

Their reasoning?

“There are wars going on in other countries”*

Which…the fact they genuinely believe that a person can only have the emotional capacity to care about one singular problem at a time… explains a lot really.

*Note: not the exact words they used, but the gist

[weaver-z]

I really do hope that they never find the woman who ruined the Tour de France this year. I hope the international manhunt gets them nowhere and this woman becomes the D.B. Cooper of bad cardboard signs

[weaver-z]

For those unaware: A woman holding a single handmade sign up to the cameras at the Tour de France accidentally knocked a cyclist at the front of the pack off of his bike, causing a pileup that became the largest mass crash in the race's entire history. She fled the country and there is now an international manhunt to find her and sue her.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

#i hope that they never find her/ i hope the manhunt's not over/ i hope we all crash together/ i hope our bikes all tip over

[jathis]

Some of those riders suffered really serious injuries. Enough to end their careers? Why is she being treated like a hero for hurting people?

[penpenhooray]

Yeah, I second jathis on this. Why the fuck are y’all cheering for the woman who injured countless athletes who were just trying to compete in the sport they love?

Is it because it’s a sport you personally don’t like? Is it because it’s a woman hurting a group of men?

Whatever the reason, stop. Grow up, go touch some grass. No one deserves to suffer horrific injury/ possible death because one dipshit fan decide to have a better photo op.

[penpenhooray]

🥰💕💎

🥰 Favorite Fic You've Written?

Alright, I think if I had been asked this question a year earlier, I would have said Wake Up, Sleeper, hands down. It was my first long fic that I thought I was going to leave as a oneshot. I posted it at like 2 in the morning, and was shocked to wake up with like 20 comments loving the concept. Also, the fact that JJ Abrams tried to make Spy!Hux a thing gave me a sense of validation.

That being said, I have to admit that I am absolutely in love with Apple of His Eye right now. Just as Wake Up, Sleeper was my first long fic, Apple of His Eye was my first return to writing longer works, after falling out of love (ish) with fic writing. And again, it was a fic that I never anticipated people loving as much as they have. After all, I was writing a fic for a game more than a decade old, I thought the fandom was pretty much dead. Haha, joke was on me, the Assassin's Creed fandom never dies, they only go dormant. And now Apple of His Eye is the longest story I have ever written, not just fanfics.

💕 Favorite Ship to Write?

Looking at just the numbers, the answer is clearly Kylux, and I think I will always be salty about how they did those characters dirty (and I'm not talking about them dying, I mean just how terribly written it was). But I will also have a special place in my heart for Drarry, I think my first OTP.

💎 Favorite Trope to Write?

hehe...so according to the numbers on AO3, my most used tag is mpreg...whoops! I think the trope I love writing the most is pining. Even when I don't tag it, I always manage to squeeze a little bit of pining into fic.

[lesbinewren]

fanfic writer ask game that’s definitely not an excuse for shameless self promo

rb if you want to play!

🌗 fluff or angst?

🧑 favorite character to write?

💕 favorite ship to write?

📚 favorite fandom for write for?

🍑 do you/would you write smut?

🥰 fave fic you’ve written?

🏆fic youre most proud of?

💎 fave trope to write?

🌍fave type of au to write?

🍄how do you get yourself in the mood to write?

💡what inspires your fic ideas?

🕶canonverse or au?

📒any fics planned?

🎤fave line in a fic you wrote?

🎁 have a quote from a WIP?

[ellalba]

Lord Ren of House Dimitrescu and his children.

… I’m sorry.

[penpenhooray]

Great, now I can’t banish the image of Ethan!Hux trying to save his “daughter” Millicent. Also, consider this: hiesenberg!Rey, hoarding parts and droids attacking Hux

(Plus the image of Dimitrescu!Kylo and Hiesenberg!Rey arguing over who gets to “kill” Hux gives me life)

[jathis]

Age gaps are disgusting

Baileywick and Cedric kiss each other good night before bed every night.

[penpenhooray]

Guess Anon believes people can only love people who share their birthday or something.

Either that or this is baby troll’s first attempt at feeding on attention.