welcome home in good spirits

reli / chronically ill nb trans dude who works in vetmed and always needs a nap (he/him) /engaged / 27 / usa / mdni

[painwithoutplot]

whumpees who believe their whumper saved them <333 whumpees who believe their whumper created them <333 whumpees who feel indebted to their whumper on a moral or metaphysical level <333 and whumpers who stoke this belief and shamelessly exploit it <33333

[szczekaczz]

Horatio Henry Couldery, A Pup of Great Promise (1800s)

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[johnconn]

Lestat be like I hate Armand he's a rotten moldy bread kill yourself etc. etc. and then remember Armand like a beautiful melancholic doe-eyed angel in his memories

[snoopylovessoup]

[anxietyproblem]

[misterand]

André 3000

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[cybermanes]

“Are you a dog or cat person?”

Brother I will pet an alligator if it lets me

[beardedmrbean]

[werewolfgirlknots]

yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

[just-another-regular-dude]

[nerdmutant]

this inspired me

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[prokopetz]

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

[phleb0tomist]

it’s such a basic part of the reality of disabled people as a whole but it’s STILL so hard to get ppl to understand that some people will simply die without 24/7 care. their care is not for comfort, it’s not for fun, it’s literally a matter of life and death. “if their care was taken away i’m sure they’d learn to suck it up like the rest of us!” – something ive heard time and time again. no they wouldn’t, they would die. they HAVE died. they continue to die as cuts are made to welfare and health. why is this so impossible for people to grasp.

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS