♔ bizarre & inexplicable ♔

crystal / they/them / minors DNI It will be better for everyone if you just pretend I said something incredibly witty and interesting about myself and that you're completely enamored by me already. i reblog what i want.

[cicada-buzz]

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[fruitblush]

Przewalski's horse

[only-cat-memes]

[prodomius]

[burntundertones]

[padawan-carol]

Sketch ✍️

[just-another-regular-dude]

[holy-sweetsour-milk]

It's the "I'm-so-happy-that-you're-not-finally-dead-after-the-third-time" kind of hug

[rosie-maybe]

CreeeeEeeepy Paper

It's crepe paper-

Ooh Multipack!

My doodles for What We Do in the Shadows Series 1! Another one of my comfort series and so fun to draw!

Stickers coming soon?

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[llivelburnout]

What are you, lonely

[friseee]

Sketches for the Djpon3 trend

[narciesuss]

[reistkult]

- How many times do you want to see Vergil in a storm? - Yes.

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]