fore-written to calamity

blue | late 20s | they | heretic

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[vedurnan-archive]

If you prefer video gaming, you have an “action” soul. If you like to sit down with a glass of water, you are a “breeze” type person. Those who love to play music are “wish type” person

[dungeonlust]

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[an-ambient-girl]

WHY WAS IASKED THIS sjsnnebsb

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[internet-sentences]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[officialpenisenvy]

even your sicko friend has a friend that's more of a sicko than them. it's like how your therapist has a therapist

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[malibuklaus]