[xanaxfarts]

SAFETY FIRST

[amphibianshaped]

[idolkilling]

Sexy nurse Zeta save me… Sexy nurse Zeta… Save me sexy nurse Zeta… (btw go to his blog and ask him questions :])

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[madigail]

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

[foone]

the number of people tagging this "calvin & hobbes" and "rule 34" is worrying.

although amusing, if you know where the term "rule 34" came from.

[the-haiku-bot]

although amusing,

if you know where the term “rule

34” came from.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ratbuchet]

[ratbuchet]

whys he always gotta make the sparring seshs weird

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[ursiday]

Teeth

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[archie-sunshine]

tangled mess.

[archie-sunshine]

Or? You think so little of me.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[idolkilling]

Shortstack Xero torturing an old man (Eve) 😈 also on Twitter !

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[okibadesu]

[drowzymutt]

wanna fuck him so good all he can do is pant and make noises he'd otherwise be embarrassed by. wanna fuck him so good all he can do is hold on to my arms or dig his nails into my back. wanna kiss him through it, wanna mutter praise against his lips. wanna be his entire world, wanna see him blissed out on my cock <3

[idolkilling]

Indirect Stimulation 😏 Also on Twitter !

(Reis has something inside but Tarou’s fully clothed—no strap, dick away. Literally just grinding with nothing, though the vibe gets pushed forward every time he does, Reis chuffed by the fantasy of getting fucked by someone who does NOT want this but will act it out anyway. 🫨)

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