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New Blog: jellyfish-blob

[peony4ever-blog]

Helloooo

If you didn't hear my new blog is @jellyfish-blob check it out!

[peony4ever-blog]

This is my new blog! Not a lot on it but check it out 🐱

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[peony4ever-blog]

My new tumblr is jellyfish-blob. Weird story, because I played Medusa in a skit last year and for some dumb reason it stuck and jellyfish are aka medusas.. yah..  

[peony4ever-blog]

OK I'm making a new Tumblr! I have to switch emails and I want a change of scenery anyway. I'll post my new name once I decide on one XD so like in five minutes..

[peony4ever-blog]

So about a year ago my cousin was on her bike and got flipped over the handlebars, her face was all smashed up and she's still having reconstruction surgery or something. Today she posted a picture on instagram saying she's going on a long bike ride again, like the one she crashed on.    

[bluesnafu]

MBTI Types as Accurate Stereotypes + Surprising Characteristics

ENTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Whatever the ladder is, they’re heading straight for the top. Surprising characteristic: Actually genuinely interested in how people are doing and what’s going on with them. 

INTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Logical planners to the max. Surprising characteristic: Flirtatious and/or coy as all get out.

ENFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will 10/10 give motivational speeches. Also very sensitive to accidentally hurting people’s feelings. Surprising characteristic: Can be very stubborn/adamant about things.

INFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will stare into your soul and try to discover your essence. Surprising characteristic: Incredible goofballs that love to have fun.

ESTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: 10/10 will be super hard on you, 10/10 don’t mean for you to take it personally. Surprising characteristic: Enjoy being controversial.

ISTJ:

Stereotype that’s true: The most incredibly steady people you will ever meet in your entire life. Surprising characteristic: Are generally really personable and happy to be around people. Very non-intimidating and interested in making things work for everyone.

ESFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Get really anxious about taking care of people. Surprising characteristic: Absolutely excel at scathing remarks.

ISFJ:

Stereotype that’s true: Will bake you cookies and their hair is always perfect. Surprising characteristic: Rich and complex inner life that goes way beyond the smiles and nods they give everyone on the outside.

ENFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Ramble. A lot. Surprising characteristic: Take things a lot less personally than you’d think, fans of honesty over placating. 

INFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Somewhere far, far away in their own little world. Surprising characteristic: Could easily level you with one well-placed verbal blow and argue you into the ground.

ENTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Like to debate with people and play devil’s advocate. Surprising characteristic: Don’t like to back people into corners or decisions.

INTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Nerds to the max. Surprising characteristic: Good at engaging with people/carrying on conversations when they want to be.

ESFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Love to party. Surprising characteristic: Really need time for themselves, more so than you’d think. 

ISFP:

Stereotype that’s true: Care about people a lot. Also really into fashion. Surprising characteristic: Sinnamon rolls to the max.

ESTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Must. Always. Be. Active. Surprising characteristic: Can make a plan and make it work quite well. 

ISTP:

Stereotype that’s true: Sports and hobbies are their thing and they are very good at them. Surprising characteristic: Take their loyalties extremely seriously.

[peony4ever-blog]

@marauders4evr are you aware of how much of your HP stuff has been screenshotted and put on pinterest, facebook, etc. because it's beautiful and never fails to break my heart  

[peony4ever-blog]

Srsly tho an we please have the rhett and link back where it actually feels like a family friendly show because I don't feel like watching them any more at this point

They're trying so hard to get more subs that they're letting their show turn into one with the same humor as every other show and I am so not here for that 

[peony4ever-blog]

Snape: *finds better ways to make potions than the textbook at 16*

Snape: *decides not to teach students except what's in the book*

Actually, there is not a single time that we see Snape tell students to open their books and follow the recipe. What he does do, is put a Potion recipe on the board himself. With these recipes, Hermione makes perfect potions for five years. Suddenly, in Year 6 she has Slughorn, a teacher who *does* make the students use the books. And just as suddenly, she can't make perfect Potions anymore. No one can except Harry, who is using Snape's old text.

The explanation that fits these facts is that Snape does share his improvements.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[aggressive-pepsi]

This is a wholesome post

[tastefullyoffensive]

Panoramic mishap creates disturbing dog hybrids. (via wildanimus)

[sixpenceee]

This is the Kromlau Bridge located in Germany. (Source)

[gynoid13]

It looks so magical. 😢

[gxldenachilles]

This shit looks like it’s straight outta the hobbit

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People are believing in God when they should be believing in themselves

[allieinarden]

“Then when this kindly world all round the man has been blackened out like a lie; when friends fade into ghosts, and the foundations of the world fail; then when the man, believing in nothing and in no man, is alone in his own nightmare, then the great individualistic motto shall be written over him in avenging irony. The stars will be only dots in the blackness of his own brain; his mother’s face will be only a sketch from his own insane pencil on the walls of his cell. But over his cell shall be written, with dreadful truth, ‘He believes in himself.’” - G.K. Chesterton

[frogr]

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

[ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet]

oh my god

[sneeking]

I’m cleansed

[epiphylaxis]

acceptable ways to trigger tag your posts

#trigger

#trigger ///

#trigger —-

#trigger 13434256245 (or any string of numbers)

#trigger cw

#trigger tw

#trigger for ts

NOT acceptable ways to trigger tag your posts

#tw trigger

#cw trigger

#~*~trigger~*~

not tagging it at all

#tw

blacklist scripts like blacklist on xkit and tumblr savior look for the word only in the first word when its a tag !!! please tag your triggers the right way and help your friends !!!!!!

[socialjusticesummoner]

bless this post I had no idea

[thecarvingwitch]

goddamn it, I had no clue

[wtf-fun-factss]

The Peregrine Falcon - WTF fun facts