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@peonyallyoop
Hello Again
- formly Peonysweety. That got terminated (I assume), couldn't remember the login details for the associated email, here we all are.
- I’m over 18, you should be too
- No need to share for the four people who used to follow me. They’ll find me if they want to.
- My blog’s blank because I’m still finding all the people I used to follow who posted stuff I also want to post
i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
Just saw an s-club 7 clip for the first time in over twenty years and why can I still name all of them.
Just saw an ad for an oven where you can text it what you're making and it'll use AI to optimise the settings. Let me be the first to say absolutely the fuck not.
I forget I wanted some feta when I went to the supermarket on Saturday. I remembered on my way home today, so ducked in to get some. Bananas were on sale, so I got some of them as well. I headed for the check out, and there was a bit of confusion over the queueing situation. An older chap, maybe sixty-odd, looked at me and said something I totally failed to understand. I eventually apologised and explained that my command of the language isn't great. He switched to English and said "we're not going to fight, are we?" while waving me in front. He asked where I'm from, I answered, he's always wanted to go there. He's also going to Asia for three months tomorrow morning. I buy my feta and my bananas, wish him safe travels and attempt to leave. However. There was a problem with one of his items. He asked if I've got two minutes to watch his stuff while he gets a replacement. I wasn't in a rush, so I said yes. Off he went. Nearly ten minutes later and with the help of three staff members he's acquired his replacement. I attempted to leave again. He didn't hear me and escorted me out to the street so we could talk and he can give me his card. He used to own four restaurants here, but now he's an apple farmer. He suddenly produced a bag of samosas from his van and insisted that I take two; his friend makes them and he wants me to be happy. I discovered that he's "a free thinker". He's not paranoid, mind you, he just watches and thinks. I was informed that covid was a hoax cooked up by WHO, and vaccines have a lot of very bad things in them; he's hoping I was lucky and got "the placebo". Apparently the real problem is the jet trails. "They" are putting things in the jet trails that make people sick. After an hour (yes, an hour), I managed to escape with my samosas, this man's number in case I ever need anything at all (even while he's away; he's got a lot of contacts who will be able to help me), and the offer of a place to live should I need it (he's got his mother's flat and he doesn't use it because he's out on the country on his farm). Four hours later I'm still confused. All I wanted was some feta.
I guess sex is pointless if you can't have a dope conversation afterwards while laying naked and eating snacks
You know what having very little ambient humidity is really bad for? Wood. You know what my most important possession is made out of? Wood. You know who totally forgot that she owns a humidifier specifically to deal with the whole “low ambient humidity is bad for wooden things” problem because she hasn’t had to deal with it for about fifteen years? Me. You know whose very important and valuable wooden thing now has a 20cm active crack in it? You guessed it. Fuck.
Serious question, where is the line for when dudes think you're interested in them. Like...what makes them suddenly think you're encouraging them when literally everyone else, including other men in the vicinity who aren't currently thinking with their dicks, can see that that's not what's happening. Because it seems to me that you can say good morning in what you think is a perfectly innocuous manner, and then boom. Steve's asking you out and you're wondering how we got here.
wow!!! look at you!!! you’re kicking and screaming your way through it, but you’re still here despite that. keep going. you’ve got this.
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The heat here is revolting. 30 at home is hot but totally doable. 30 here, however, is the absolute pits. It's awful. I don't get this sweaty at home if it's 40, let alone 30. I'm dying.
We were talking slang in class today and one of the guys went six seeeeveeeen as a joke. The two teachers and the woman with three kids in the room were all like ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT in perfect unison. Do not. Under any circumstances. Site the dark magic.
If I end up on one more non consensual website or app download screen while trying to use this app I swear to fucking god.
