Some funny response when someone ask you about your scars/cuts from SH XD enjoy:
* You know those signs that say, ‘Do Not Feed The Bears’? They put them there for a pretty good reason!
* Scars? What scars? look at arm and scream Oh my god! What happened to my arm?!
* The FBI put a microchip in my arm and I had to get it out myself
* Voldemort market me, I’m the chosen one
* I had sex with Edward scissor hands
* I need blood for my satanic rituals
* I have a knife kink
* I was part of cult
* I was cooking but my cutboard was missing so I used my arm/leg/whatever
* And if is someone dick try: these are the scars left by your mum’s nails last night ;)
Stay safe, love u <3












