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The figurine for someone who understands superiority of bright shark TV over an old-fashioned deer radio.

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The Bloom figurine from season one reminds me about that cool game from the 2000s (I know I messed up with her skin color)

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Revenge of the Fifth here!

I'm glad that I hardly broke this tradition and draw some Nihilus' sketches

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Jason Statham's quotes are in the Alagadda now (so long I didn't any arts of this fandom and now I do this shits but I must to do some better afff)

Anyway, some advice from Nigredo and Rubedo there: -You live as the cards get down, I live as my mommy tells -If a sea became vodka, I'd be a submarine -Light beer is better than dark future -5 cm in front is better than 20 cm in butt

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I'm genuinely surprised that Vox didn't use disgusting TV shows for torture ("and we're happyyyyy", if you know what I mean, hahaha) Also new Jason Statham's quote from Voxy - Never give up, go towards to your goal, but if it gets difficult, give up. And cursed fish (as kind of meal for cursed cat)

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I think Vox definitely fits the Jason Statham's quotes vibe (in my country these quotes are kind of a meme), and I wouldn't be surprised if he posted similar philosophy on hell social media.

So, here are some Vox' quotes that will help you in life and lead to success:

--Shit,I embarrassed myself publicly again.

--I don't make the same mistakes twice, at least 3-4 times.

--Well done, he maintains hight level. It's a piece of shit as always.

--Despite all my efforts, there are people who like me.

--I wish I could wash my head from the inside out.

--I came out of depression, stood outthere and then came back.

--It's great to don't think, try it.

--They call me sunshine because it hurts to look at me.

The cursed cat and the biting Alastor are here just for fun

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hohoho Alagadda is here

rew simple sketches with Lords of Alagadda cuz I still haven't lost hope of making unhuman forms for the other lords. The Red Lord prefers different animals and often flows from one form to another, often combining several (but cats are his favorite). When I think of the White Lord, it's definitely predatory fish. When I think of Alagadda's best boy, it's birds and reptiles.

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I often return to that scene in the bar, and now I've changed my mind about it a bit. Even though Mr.Deer was cruel to our sweet, shark toothy TV box, but he said it all straight out and didn't cut off the tail in pieces. It's much better to cut off contact outright than to languish in a relationship where one side has lost interest in the other. Sometimes I think Vox definitely has trouble forming friendships (unlike Alastor, who doesn't seem interested in forming connections with people, but nevertheless knows how to do them).Or maybe the radio demon's rejection has damaged Voxy's overinflated ego so much that he just can't let go. Either way, we need to chip in for a therapist for Vincent lol. Also a few sketches with cursed cat Alastor - it'll eat your soul and ruin all your shoes LMAO Vincent had fish as the petwhen he was alive cuz with his work schedule its the best option.

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Change my mind that Vincent hasn't bad vision without his glasses.

I recently read here a very good analysis of the connection between Vincent's glasses and his killing methods (Vox switched from straight attack to traps after he stopped wearing glasses), and I think it's definitely close to the truth.It would be funny to think that without glasses Vincent's vision was so shitty that he sees people's faces as blurry spots from couple meters.So only good thing in Vox' afterlife having TV as head was the ability to adjust picture and see the world clearly

I can't stop finding cute Box Vox with crocheted doilies on his head (trust me it definitely protects against harmful TV rays lol)

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A few headcanon about Vox' appearance changing during Brighter: -when in Vox' hair appears of more gray, he began to dye his hair and somewhat miscalculated the color, but he liked the darker shade -Vox lost a tooth during the cult era was definitely not by accident, but during one more "useful" murder

also some AU: -Radio demon treats human-flesh pies (and more for one special guest) -Alastor was definitely covers a knitted napkin over Box Vox's head -Vincent summons a media demon and it turns out to be was Alastor -Radio demon understands some product names literally

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Beware of such cute smiling guys at work (I was inspired by a SHKIA comic, part of which I'll post below).

Translation:

This is Alastor. He's constantly growing and developing, results-oriented and always full of fresh ideas! He's also a cannibal and into voodoo.

This is Vincent. Efficiency is his way of life: he multitasks and is always connected! He's also a cult leader and a murderer.

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I'm definitely not a fan of the Hazbin Hotel (not just because the deer irritates me), but I couldn't pass up the human versoin of Vox. That psychopathic piece of shit with heterochromia definitely got me. Deer dude really missed out on opportunities in his partnership with Vox - not every partner can run console games on himself lol I have a fucked-up headcanon that in life TV dude and the deer man would have fought over good places to bury corpses.

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new fandom - new figurines

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I couldn't resist crawling into a new fandom after escaping Alagadda for a while.

So I sketched Pure Vessel, Hornet and Ghost a bit, including the humanizations (my headcanon is that the Pale King sewed the Pure Vessel's mouth for "no voice to cry suffering").

The stories of all the Pale King's children are certainly filled with tragedy. One was raised for the purpose of sacrifice, another was rejected and went through many trials to replace his sibling, and their sister was alone all the time. The Pale King is definitely the father of the year (about on the same level as Rage Kiryuin) and I'm surprised he didn't try to negotiate with Radiance using the same way he used to settle the matter with Herrah the Beast lol

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I'd be surprised if I was the only one thinking about this crossover. The obsession with Radiance and the obsession with Parallax are so common lol Besides, Radiance and Parallax are the brightest cute bugs in their fandoms (the Pale King sucks)

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It seems that in the Alagadda headcanons its already become a base that the Lords have a unhuman form.I decided to keep up with this and give it some thought. Citrinitas definitely has insectoid parts when he isn't in humanoid form (is this related to Parallax because yellow? I don't deny it lol), and I definitely think the full version of this form is a fucking giant moth with features of other insects like centipedes or bugs. And yes, of course, it's poisonous and cans fly. But I'll not deny that he sometimes takes on the features of other creatures, in particular amphibians (that wednesday toads) I'll probably make the rest of the lords later (birds for Rubedo definitely)

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Nice to bring back to the Alagadda's lore It's definitely funny to watch the lords draw each other.

Headcanon that: -Citrinitas is very good at it and his drawings are quite realistic -White Lord's drawing level is extremely sad -Any drawing by Rubedo falls under the definition of rule 34 -Black Lord likes stylization and prefers anime style unless he has another task +it would be funny if the JCA arc about Oni masks was about the masks of the lords of Alagadda ahaha