Violet Violin Of Violence

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[incorrect-hunterx-quotes]

Hisoka, putting honey in his tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce

Machi: Do you take constructive criticism?

Hisoka: I absolutely fucking do not

[ninadough]

[urgeddd]

teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

[totalspiffage]

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

[fanonical]

harry: i have saved the wizarding world more than once

harry: i've fought dark wizards from the age of 11

harry: i survived the killing curse twice

harry: so it'd be really

harry: REALLY

harry: nice

harry: if i could make a phone call without massive anxiety

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[clitstopher]

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

He dead

[peppercode]

okay, so i need your help tumblr. i played among us and in the lobby which i joined there were these asshokes who joined their forces and would vote similarly even when it was obvious who the imposter was and their colors were Orange and White. anyway, me and three other players teamed up to overthrow them and finally play a good game. and by the end of the game i found out that one of these ppl was an imposter so we danced around this person and they jumped into vents in front of us and it was all very wholesome and cute. we let the imposter win because we all felt like they deserved it. after the game ended the hosts (orange) kicked us all out with words “you will never see each other”.... i really want to find these players because they played by the rules and were very nice. my nickname was ocean ans i was dark blue

[peppercode]

something i drew during my shift. i think it would look good as a tattoo :)

[twofivee]

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

[alisonzai]

[harryedward]

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[neetols]

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[toffy-cat-deactivated20200402]

Arthur: Go fuck yourself

Merlin: Fuck me yourself you coward

Leon: *Exasperated face palm* Your Majesties, this is a council meeting

[valtsv]

1 cup of coffee: i am beautiful and fast and i cannot be killed

3 cups of coffee: i am a wretched vessel of pain cruelly imprisoned in this tomb of flesh

5 cups of coffee: god is a coward and a fool and he will die by my hand