those magic changes

hey im ellie.

[sasoreo]

Stinky boy eating his greens

[cannabutch]

cunty roads. take me home. to a place.i belong.

wet vagina

[peachybeam]

it’s that time of year

[nomailday]

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[girldraki]

[earthsjizz]

ok it's a sign bc two "i can't find this help" posts have popped up and IM LOOKING FOR THE CLIP OF SARAH PAULSON LOSING HER SHIT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ON THE RED CARPET I THINK AND SOMEONE IS WEARING WHITE BUT ITS WHEN SHE IS ON THE FLOOR DYING AND SOMEONE IS LIKE "SARAH!" IN EMBARRASSMENT BUT SHE CANT STOP LAUGHING I CANNOT FIND IT

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[willgrahamscock]

[sumiblue]

A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

[jungwildeandfree]

[everythingfox]

Best friends

(via)

[anarchblr]

you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

[soulaanadelrey]

[milksockets]

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

[dps2004]

[dappergamelord]

me and my sudowoodo after he gets a critical hit

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms