Catchphrase Jones

No matter how bad things seem, they can’t be any better, they can’t be any worse, because that’s the way things fuckin are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit your bitchin.

[skyrimglitches]

[terushimasyuuji]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[deactivated759365]

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

[joeycon]

[weloveshortvideos]

[2-bloom-deactivated20200706]

oh my God

[queersamus]

this is the exact opposite of that video of the spiders in the big mass that starts swarming when the dude touches it

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20160418]

[mapachezurdo]

[caveat-empt0r]

She was impressed

[groupthinker]

And then very disappointed

[memewhore]

[mc-mt]

Omfg

[superstreetfighter2turbohdremix]

the ability to watch a let’s play helps scratch that itch of “I can’t afford to blow sixty bucks right now” god bless

[tuggywuggy-deactivated20151025]

This makes a lot of sense. I never understood why anyone would watch a “Let’s Play” video. Why watch a recording of someone playing a video game when you can just play it yourself? That always seemed disgustingly lazy and really sad to me. But sometimes I forget people are poor and can’t afford relatively cheap things like video games so now I can see why they would get desperate enough to watch a lets play video

[superstreetfighter2turbohdremix]

I hope you realize that you sound like a giant, gaping asshole

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*puts my dick down a gun barrel*

Its a metaphor

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

for what

[qh-deactivated20170215]

Shooting my dick off

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

it wouldnt work your dick would block the bullet

[wheresanegg-blog]

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[eternal-faktorie]

someone had to do it

[mainframe110]

@tinyrats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yimmypee]

now its complete

[whitewashedhanzo]

[snorlaxatives]

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’