Buttnerd parade

The RP focused sibling blog of Peppertrolls

[peppertrollsrp]

kinda wanna do a ball thing but also ?? ? ??

im so out of the loop here

[peppertrollsrp]

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I r€a££¥ hop€ th€¥’r€ fin€!

[peppertrollsrp]

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I r€a££¥ hop€ th€¥'r€ fin€!

[peppertrollsrp]

i should probably reply to like 100 things huh

[peppertrollsrp]

it says there's something new in my tag but there isn't? bluh

[kronnoandfriends-blog]

» Awww! Oh, you just adored younger trolls. You can’t help but giggle at him…And slightly worry. Your eyes scanned the area around him somewhat, but you found no sign of a lusus. What was he doing out here all alone?

"I see! Well, are you playing some kind of game? May I join you?"

» Maybe if you did so, then the situation as to why he was alone would be made clear.

[peppertrollsrp]

... ¥€$!

hid€ and $€€k!!!

> Now that's a blatant lie and you know it. It's less of an explanation of what you were doing and more like a request to start playing now.

> Your lusus obviously isn't anywhere around, and the simple explanation is he's a piece of shit. Not that you think so, but honestly - a lusus that spends most of his time flying around who knows where instead of taking care of his small, timid, vulnerable charge? Unbelievable.

[ludicolo]

king marigold? strange name.

> Try as you might, you can’t hide the skepticism from your voice. So you were probably right about the high-and-mighty thing.

my name is vikari orveta. hi.

[peppertrollsrp]

€xcuse Me I Don't Think It's All That $trange And I Don't Appreciate The Comment.

It's A Pleasure To Meet ¥ou Nonetheless.

> You don't get to have chit-chat with trolls who aren't your best friend all that often, so might as well take this chance.

May I Ask What Business ¥ou Have Here?

I Was On My Way To Buy $ome $trawberries.

[refiningspacetime]

> That’s a terrific question. Just wandering around the town, while fun, hasn’t actually turned up much. You’ve seen plenty of buildings, older trolls, and even a highblood… but you’ve been a little too leery to actually linger long in any one spot, or enter too many shops.

ahh. is th=r= anything r=ally n=at out h=r=?? lik=.. lik.=… a big riv=r! thos= are sw=ll. or, hm…

oh! i like books! and cloth=s. we could look at thos=? if, ah, you lik= that sort of stuff.

[peppertrollsrp]

> Really neat things huh... You think about it for a while.

ummm, w€££, I don't know any riv€r$, but th€r€'$ a for€$t ov€r th€r€! and mountain$ th€r€!

> You probably look a little bit silly pointing in directions.

I know a f€w c£oth€$ $hop$, but uh, I'm not $o $ur€ about book$!

> Honestly, the town of Goldenleaf isn't really much of a tourist attraction, despite the small legend about your ancestor and whatnot - though that's something you aren't actually aware of. The majority of the population is lowbloods, yet there's a strong highblood rule making sure they aren't unruly. What else is new. There's a bigger town not very far away at all, and were you brave enough to venture all the way there, you'd love to show him the great stuff there instead... But alas, you've never even been there alone, you can't say for sure if it's safe at all.

[ludicolo]

> You dust off your shirt, which seems pretty unnecessary in retrospect, and stare down at this guy. Who does he think he is? He’s so… short. You should probably say something in response. Something that doesn’t include the word “short”, since he looks like someone who would be offended by that.

i’m sorry about that… whatever your name is. who are you?

> Fuck, that was probably not the best way to phrase that. Too intrusive. You don’t let your face show your embarrassment, however, both because you can’t do that and because you don’t wanna look like an idiot in front of high-and-mighty over here.

[peppertrollsrp]

> You glance up and notice this guy has fins. Oh, that demands a change in behavior. It's no use getting angry at those even more royal than you are.

Ahem.

I Apologize For Running Into ¥ou I $uppose.

¥ou May Address Me As King Marigold Or ¥ou Can Drop The King Part If ¥ou Wish.

And Who Am I $peaking To?

[refiningspacetime]

> The smaller troll’s excitement is easy to catch: you beam and skip over, satisfied by his antics that it probably won’t scare him off. There’s entire places you were avoiding, before, but no one’s going to mess with a yellowblood!

you LIV= h=r=?? wow!

y=s, y=s, pl=as= do! i don’t know wh=r=e |ANYTHING| is, haha, i k==p walking in circl=s!

[peppertrollsrp]

> Actually, quite a many trolls would mess with a yellowblood, especially one with gold powers. Trolls can be pretty greedy and scary sometimes! That's reason number one you actually haven't gone to plenty of places in town yourself; you try to limit your shopping to the few stores you know have been safe in the past, mostly. But hey, you still have more knowledge than this newcomer does and you're pretty excited to flaunt it.

¥€$, £€t'$ go!!

um, what do ¥ou want to $€€ or do?!

[mkultrolls]

> It’s nice to have someone to chat with for a while. You float down closer to him and look away for a moment to consider the question.

<’.’> Lonely, mostly…

<’.’> I guess one gets used to it after a while.

<´.`> The during-life was better.

<’.’> May I ask, why are you here?

[peppertrollsrp]

> You often hear ghosts say something similar, but it kind of makes you sad to hear it anyway. Makes giving these poor dead trolls company so much more rewarding.

i see <o>

what i've heard ɸf the afterlife dɸesn't seem tɸɸ appealing in all hɸnestly, sɸ i see what yɸu mean <o>

as fɸr why i'm here, well <o>

i heard that this place was haunted and i wanted to see if it was true, i suppɸse <o>

i never turn dɸwn a chance tɸ talk tɸ the deceased <o>

[peppertrollsrp]

> A nice night at the market near the harbor, it seems. You glance at some trolls selling fish and other miscellaneous goods nearby, but decide to walk past them. The strawberries did catch your interest for a short while, but you're not particularly hungry anyway and that's not what you came here for...

> ... Who are you kidding, that shit looked delicious. You're a grown ass troll who can buy all the strawberries he wants, and so you walk back to get some. However, on the way you bump into another troll!

Hey!

Watch Where ¥ou're Going Would ¥ou!

[refiningspacetime]

> Oh no, did you scare him off? Maybe you were too forward. He’s seems pretty skittish! You’re probably the one that looks weird, now — oh, no, he’s smiling.

> SUCCESS.

gr=at! =ploring is fun, but it g=ts kind of boring without oth=r p=opl=, i think!

ar= you n=w too?? i just got h=r=!

[peppertrollsrp]

> You finally come out properly from behind that stupid wall - about time - and jump on your tiny feet excitedly. You seem a whole lot less shy now that you know this troll wants to spend time with you, and completely forget to be cautious for a while in your excitement.

no, I £iv€ h€r€!

I cou£d, um, $how ¥ou thing$, and $tuff...!!

[refiningspacetime]

oh! okay.

> That doesn’t make too much sense, but you’re not giong to argue: you’re starting to feel a little bit like a bully, with all these questions. 

ahh.. w=ll! i’m =ploring too! do you want to =plor= tog=th=r?

th=n n=ith=r of us will hav= to worry about g=tting robb=d!

[peppertrollsrp]

oh...!

> That question sure took you by surprise!! You look very confused and a little bit flustered for a while, but then a smile appears on your face. Exploring with another troll and not having to worry about someone abusing you for your powers, however usually well hidden at this point of your life, sounds exactly like how you wanted to spend this night.

¥€$, £€t'$ do it!!!!!!!

[mkultrolls]

> It’s been a while since you’ve talked with anyone living. Might as well go say hi.

<’.’> Hello, I’m Zamiik Argint.

<’.’> Can you see me?

[peppertrollsrp]

> So your ex was right about the haunting this time. It's not terribly unusual, but after you stopped letting her use your powers in her favor after your breakup she's mistaken the wildlife of an area for paranormal activity on more than one occasion. You never quite understood how her powers worked, but in your experience the two things are usually quite different so it's a little weird to you.

>Nevertheless, you're pleased to see this ghost in front of you. You feel like there's an interesting conversation to be had, as the case usually is with the dead.

yes, i can see yɸu <o>

hɸw is yɸur afterlife? <o>

[peppertrollsrp]

> Your ex matesprit recently told you this place was haunted, and what better way to find out if it is than checking it out yourself. You just hope she wasn't here first, or it surely won't be haunted anymore.

> You look around to see if there are any other living trolls around and it seems to you that there aren't. Good, that means it's safe to do your communication. You lift hair off your forehead, close your eyes... and open your third one, which you use to see the deceased.

my name is ashrie vilter. i mean nɸ harm <o>

any benevɸlent spirits whɸ wish tɸ speak tɸ me present? <o>

> Of course, your sight means you already know if there are. It never hurts to be polite, though.

[kronnoandfriends-blog]

"Oh, come now, what for? It is all right." » You stand up and brush yourself off, before walking closer to the young troll. They look so shy and afraid! It’s adorable.

"Is something wrong? Are you lost..?"

[peppertrollsrp]

> Well, this lady sure seems friendly! You don't feel quite as scared anymore, but you still cling to the wall and avoid direct eye contact.

no, I know wh€r€ I am!

I'm fin€, €v€r¥thing'$ fin€!

> You're not going to just straight out tell her you were basically stalking her, but you really don't know how else to explain yourself.