MY ART is truly the best

NOBODY ELSE compares to mine, I MAKE the best work to ever art, DARE TRY telling me otherwise and you stink ass

[laceys-fashion-world]

BIG DYLAN.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

[laceys-fashion-world]

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

[realpizzahead]

I THINK PHIL WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT CAT GAME, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "so the idea for my new piece is i'm gonna take this game and i'm gonna make the fuckedest cat imaginable it's gonna be funny as fuuuuuck"

[realpizzahead]

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

[realpizzahead]

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

[realpizzahead]

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

[realpizzahead]

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

[fuchsiabaroness]

im on vacation dont reel me into t)(is

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON VACATION

FUCK

[laceys-fashion-world]

BIG DYLAN.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

[laceys-fashion-world]

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

[realpizzahead]

I THINK PHIL WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT CAT GAME, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "so the idea for my new piece is i'm gonna take this game and i'm gonna make the fuckedest cat imaginable it's gonna be funny as fuuuuuck"

[realpizzahead]

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

[realpizzahead]

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

[realpizzahead]

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

[realpizzahead]

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

[laceys-fashion-world]

BIG DYLAN.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

[laceys-fashion-world]

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

[realpizzahead]

I THINK PHIL WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT CAT GAME, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "so the idea for my new piece is i'm gonna take this game and i'm gonna make the fuckedest cat imaginable it's gonna be funny as fuuuuuck"

[realpizzahead]

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

[realpizzahead]

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

[realpizzahead]

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

[laceys-fashion-world]

BIG DYLAN.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

[laceys-fashion-world]

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

[realpizzahead]

I THINK PHIL WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT CAT GAME, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "so the idea for my new piece is i'm gonna take this game and i'm gonna make the fuckedest cat imaginable it's gonna be funny as fuuuuuck"

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

WAIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED???

IM A GENIUS, JUST LIKE A CHARACTER FROM THAT ONE DISNEY SHOW. WITH THE RED HAIR.

[realpizzahead]

@pico-graham HAHA. YOUR PAWNS ARE GONE.

WAIT.

YOUR PAWNS ARE GONE! THERE'S JUST ONE THING WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOW!

[pico-graham]

WHAT....

NO.

NO! NONONONONONO!

[cutlasscreature]

Y0UR A22 I2 GRA22 AND WE MIGH7 JU27 HAVE A G00D PLACE F0R Y0U WHEN WE'RE D0NE

[pico-graham]

NO! NO! NO! THIS.. THIS ISN'T DENPA. NO. NO. NO. NOOO!!!

[realpizzahead]

YOU'RE RIGHT, IT AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA'S DENPA. IT'S......

MIGHTY !!!!!!

[pico-graham]

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

OH GOD!!! NO!!!! THE MIGHTY IS OVERFLOWING!!!!! MY POWER..... NO!!!!! THE QUEER... ITS DISAPPEARING... MY BLOOD TYPE..... FUCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYY... DID YOU WANNTTT... MOREE... PICTTUURUREEEESS... AAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[fuchsiabaroness]

)(ey JACKASS FAC----E MY FIS)( B----EAM

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

TAKE MY WRATH TOOO!!!!!!

[gustavoandbrick]

Always good to see a couple new faces after a long adventure! I will say though, the amount of vacant houses is a bit concerning...

[gustavoandbrick]

Come to think of it, the sky.... Just what is going on here?!

[anemodis-of-the-heavens]

Oh my. This can't be good.

[fectisdelights]

PEPPERMAN!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

WHAT?! WASNT ME!

[silliernoise]

@laceys-fashion-world your next album should feature me and be titled the noise and his noisemakers

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

GO MY HOUNDS!

[annetta-little-fishy]

YOURE COOKED BRO YOUR ASS IS GRASS THE STOCK IMAGE DOGS GOT YOU

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

she's right yk

[silliernoise]

yall bums except annetta she's chill but definitely including @astrology-girl-maisie fuck you and your wedgies

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Hm?

Well then.

Wedgie manifestation.. wedgie manifestation.. by the power of the stars almighty, may the spirit of the moon grant me this one manifestation wish!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

That stuff doesn't even work!

[normalandregularpaddle]

i'd say i don't really like this new album but i don't even think the band does besides the new one

[hallelujah-holly]

Its so bad i genuinely have ideation and considering right now.

[normalandregularpaddle]

it's like, everyone is trying so hard to salvage it but the actual material is just irredeemable and

[scott-the-fantastick]

My apologies to SHRIMPO here but I have to make an announcement! I, Wario, need your help! So I'd better see a couch somewhere in the crowd! And if you don't have one on you, then get out there and get me one! It's an urgent matter!

[edithupfunnymoments]

no bro what you need is to touch some fuckin grass

[tipsymomstalgic]

Ugh, god, it smells like rat feces in this place!

No offense to that darling brick.

[scott-the-fantastick]

GET OFF ME!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO RUN A SHOW HERE!!!!!!!

[burtonstone]

Absolutely.. NOT!!!

[scott-the-fantastick]

BUT THE COUCH! THINK OF THE COUCH!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

ooohhh my god.

This'll make for a wonderful article.

[scott-the-fantastick]

YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT Anyone you think is.... weird....

Speaking of, is it just me or am I getting taller again?

[atarutheawesome]

Heh heh! I just can't believe what you did! Almost feels like Springfield!

[lovely-oni]

..DARLING...😭😭 I HATE THIS DARLING!!

[normalandregularpaddle]

electrocute that man! now!!!!

[lovely-oni]

DIVINE DONUT-IBUTION!!!

[atarutheawesome]

But I wanna go to Japan--HARGAHRGAHRBARHGBAGRHGARBGHARBHARBGARHBABGHRGBRBGH!!!!!!!

[atarutheawesome]

Ugh, my head....

THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ANYWAY?!

[pico-graham]

I AM RAT THE KING OF MUSIC. I HAVE POSSESSED PICOS BODY SO I CAN SAY .. FUCK MIGHTY DIGITAL CIRCUS

[edithupfunnymoments]

@burtonstone isn't this the guy who got your friend

[pico-graham]

SHUT UP BITCH

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE LIKES OF

Patrick star.

Globox.

AND YES, EVEN KAO THE KANGAROO.

[gatoranimator]

HOP OFF KAO THE KANGAROO.

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YO WHY IS THERE A GIANT FISH IN A BALL THE SIZE OF THE EARTH COVERING UP THE MOON IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW

[peppinopizza]

@realpizzahead FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING BEFORE EVERYTHING DIES

[realpizzahead]

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT.

BUT FOR MY FRIENDS.

FOR PHIL.

FOR BETTY.

AND FOR THE SAKE OF BEING ABLE TO DRAW AND PLAY TOMORROW.

I'LL DO IT.

BRING IT ON, RAT KING.

[pico-graham]

IT'S ON.

YOU DENPA CLOWN-FISH... MAY THE QUEERIEST ONE WIN, AND MAY THE SLUDGIEST ONE LOSE.

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

GO PIZZAHEAD GO!!! GO !! YOU GOT IT!!!! DO IT FOR ALL OF US, AND STOP MY BONER!

[realpizzahead]

JUST VOMITED. HOW ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING UP.

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

HORRIBLE BONER RIGHT NOW ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL

WHY'D WE EVER DECIDE TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRET OF THE RAT 'AFFINITY PAGE..

[whatasillyjilly]

Ihavent been here for a whole day and i am being made aware of a disappearance and a guy with some sort of mind virus related to the simpson

I liked the shrimp pizza though thanks @peppinopizza will probably go again

[peppinopizza]

Glad you enjoyed it but please be careful for the time being

[silliernoise]

yeah sorry the pizzas so ass you will throw up at least once in the coming days i would advise against scissoring or whatever it is you do with the tall one

[silly-noisette]

It's not THAT bad!

[silliernoise]

probably but this is about commitment to the bit

[peppinopizza]

The bit of being a pain in the ass yeah I can see that

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

I got a wicked ass boner rn

[whatasillyjilly]

Damnnn this place has its own social network thats scary

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Howdy!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

Oh god..

[whatasillyjilly]

Who are you people

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Gammarie! I already told you, this "Talk to people from different universes" communicator you made just doesn't work!

[gammarie-rocks]

Awhh, sure it does! You're just doubting me, Denden!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Yeah, and you're insolent..

[whatasillyjilly]

Ok can we slow down a little i need to unpack my things

[dennis-the-aardvark]

.. what? Since when we were- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! GAMMARIE, WHERE ARE WE.

[gammarie-rocks]

Well, I guess it worked! My communicator managed to teleport us to a separate universe from our own! It's kind of mighty, right?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whatasillyjilly]

Dude

[tipsymomstalgic]

Hey

I heard someone new was in town.

I just wanted to stop by and say hello to the new neighbors.

[whatasillyjilly]

H,,ello

[tipsymomstalgic]

Hello there.

Is your name Jillianna? Or am I getting that wrong. Haha

Excuse my manners I think we're getting on the wrong track. If you ever need somewhere to go I know a lovely man named Peppino who makes the best food around.

[whatasillyjilly]

Close its actually Jillian

And thanks for the tip ill go there when i have the time

[tipsymomstalgic]

Aww, no need to thank me. We're going to get along pleasantly, that I can already tell.

[silliernoise]

oh but me wearing a suit is a problem alright i see how it is

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

unrelated but I got a WICKED boner right now guys

[silliernoise]

@realpizzahead my awesome plan: turn everyene into hoker dimdon

[realpizzahead]

NO.

[silliernoise]

okay but like listen

you turn everyone into hoker dimdon

the fih makes donuts crazy style were talking like some batter witch type shit

you use the donuts as leverage to make them do whatever you desire

that would be cool

[silly-noisette]

Noisey?

[silliernoise]

even if it actually happens were gonna get spared cause im just that cool

[silly-noisette]

That's so true noisey!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!

speaking of, I got to show this REALLY cool comic I found online of homer!!! Look!!

[silliernoise]

yeah this ones peak

[tipsymomstalgic]

Always some shit.

[silliernoise]

this guy told me you owe him the 20 bucks you borrowed from him last week

[wild-west-vigilante]

QUIET FOR A SECOND EVERYONE

WHERE IS THAT RED PEPPER LIL' BASTARD.

WE HAFTA TALK

[fuchsiabaroness]

)(es literally rig)(t )(ere???

[wild-west-vigilante]

Apologies, fish stick.

Dimensional doohickery n' all that sorta business. Lucky enough to hava' knight save me in time!

But that's not what ahm here for.

Pepperman, would ya like to explain this here picture for me?

[fuchsiabaroness]

O)()()()( Y-EA)( cause i sent you to brickleberry

good times good times

[wild-west-vigilante]

Not good times for me! Ya' didn't have to sit through so many ramblin's off that obnoxious bear! If it was you you'd be explodin' stuff instantly!

Shame it ain't the fat kinda' bear, less' i might've actually been able ta' sit through it. somewhat

[fuchsiabaroness]

i could probably get )(im to s)(ut up

or at least be less annoyin about it

eit)(er way sounds like a billfis)(ue

[wild-west-vigilante]

We both know what ya' mean by "shut up."

And respectfully, bubble-eye-goldfish.. ya spend lots of time with pizzahead. So I ain't quite sure if you understand the definition of what's not annoyin' and what is annoyin' anymore. Wouldn't be surprised.

[realpizzahead]

WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG?

[wild-west-vigilante]

What HAVEN'T ya done wrong!?

[realpizzahead]

WELL, BESIDES MESSING WITH THE PIZZABOY A LITTLE, WASTING A BUNCH OF TIME AND GENERAL DILLY-DALLYING....

OH LOOK, IS THAT PHIL? YOU WANTED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

NO, PIZZAHEAD! NOT NOW!

[silliernoise]

@realpizzahead my awesome plan: turn everyene into hoker dimdon

[realpizzahead]

NO.

[silliernoise]

okay but like listen

you turn everyone into hoker dimdon

the fih makes donuts crazy style were talking like some batter witch type shit

you use the donuts as leverage to make them do whatever you desire

that would be cool

[silly-noisette]

Noisey?

[silliernoise]

even if it actually happens were gonna get spared cause im just that cool

[silly-noisette]

That's so true noisey!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!

speaking of, I got to show this REALLY cool comic I found online of homer!!! Look!!

[silliernoise]

yeah this ones peak

[tipsymomstalgic]

Always some shit.

[silliernoise]

this guy told me you owe him the 20 bucks you borrowed from him last week

[wild-west-vigilante]

QUIET FOR A SECOND EVERYONE

WHERE IS THAT RED PEPPER LIL' BASTARD.

WE HAFTA TALK

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

.... WELLLLL I'LL BE GOING NOOWW

[silliernoise]

@realpizzahead my awesome plan: turn everyene into hoker dimdon

[realpizzahead]

NO.

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

HO HO HO HO HO

start killing people

[realpizzahead]

SORRY, NO CAN DO.

NO REALLY. THE OPTICS OF KILLING PEOPLE OVER THE BUTTERFINGER GUY ARE TERRIBLE.

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Really?! OH, COME ON!

why must the world always turn down such luxurious things?!!?!

[silliernoise]

@realpizzahead my awesome plan: turn everyene into hoker dimdon

[realpizzahead]

NO.

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

HO HO HO HO HO

start killing people

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Hmm, who is that I think i see from the corner of My very own eye over there? Newcomers to this town?

@piratesquawk ! A silly looking uncreative puppet and it's flimsy looking Master?

HOOHOOHOOOO! i sense that somebody isn't much of a creative spirit, isnt he? That doll is about to rip apart in no time!

[piratesquawk]

HAAARRRKKKKK!!!! whats that?! WHADDYA JUST CALL ME, REDHEAD???????

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

REDHEAD?!

Are you calling I, the greatest artiste this generation has ever known..

A GENERIC, PLAIN, REDHEAD?!

I SHALL LET YOU KNOW, COMMONER, THAT I AM RENOWNED! I AM THE PRODUCT OF ART'S FUTURE! A VISIONARY IF YOU MUST!

GET OVER HERE, YOU!!

[piratesquawk]

ARTIST??? PAH! WHAT A JOKE!!

LEMME AT EM'!!!! LEMME AT EM'!!!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

A JOKE!?!?!

HAVE YOU SEEN! MY PAINTINGS!

THEY ARE MAGNIFICENT ARTIFACTS!!!!!!

PRECIOUS CAREFULLY CRAFTED JEWELS!

WITH YOUR POORLY MADE FEATHERS, MEANWHILE, PLEASE. A KINDERGARTENER COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU!

[piratesquawk]

thats funny... BECAUSE I BET YOUR PAINTINGS LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTENERS PUKE AND SPIT ANYWAY!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

OH THAT'S IT!

PEPPERMAN STRIKES!

[piratesquawk]

BRING IT ONNNNN!!!!!! HAAARRRRKKKKK!!!!!!

[captainkiddie]

SQUAWK!

[piratesquawk]

ILLKILLJIMILLKILLHIM I SWESR ON YOU I:/LL KILL HIM LET ME GOOOOOO

[captainkiddie]

NO, SQUAWK!

What would lottie think!

Hitting others is bad, squawk! bad, BAD! if you keep this up youre getting no milk and cookies!

[piratesquawk]

............

...................

..........................

FINE.

[captainkiddie]

Now that's the spirit!

But seriously, what is going on now?

[piratesquawk]

HE-HECALLED ME.

He cALLED US A-

URRHGGJFJZMMFGMHMHMDKGMRMMGMDMDNNGDBDHDHFJFHFHHGHHHHHHH

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

I DO NOT SPEAK URRHGGGJFZMMMMMMHMHMH! HAHAHA;

[captainkiddie]

Hey!

You do not speak to him like that!

Why, that's it!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

oooOoowwwwOOWWWWW MY FUCKIN PEPPERBAALLLLLSLSSSSS

[piratesquawk]

TAKE THAATTTTTTTT

[pico-graham]

I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SHIT

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^only happens in blorbotown^^^

[pico-graham]

you gotta admit it's funny THOUGHH..

[robynisherexoxo]

Huh? Is that Captain Kiddie and Squawk? Why are they fighting Aunt Figg?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

What in the-?!

A CHILD?!

A Small miniscule hardly a braincell thing?

Oh poor child, you won't survive in this town!

[robynisherexoxo]

AAAHH!! Oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry!!! I mistook you for my mean aunt!! You look just like her....

[captainkiddie]

Ignore him, little Robyn! He's just a mean old crook!

[robynisherexoxo]

he is? Thats-........ Oddly fitting.....

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

AM NOT!

that fatso fatty is just a dumbassaroonie!

[robynisherexoxo]

hey! Thats not nice! You're mean like my aunt too!

[captainkiddie]

Don't worry, Dear robyn.. I got this!

Release the Squawk!

[piratesquawk]

HHHAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HE FLEW AND STARTED ABSOLUTELY PECKING PEPPERMAN IN THE FACE*

Patooey! YUCK! no wonder why kids always pick you off the pizza!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

BWAHHHHHHH!!! HEY, GET OFF ME! OFFF I SAY, OFF!!!! OWW!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Hmm, who is that I think i see from the corner of My very own eye over there? Newcomers to this town?

@piratesquawk ! A silly looking uncreative puppet and it's flimsy looking Master?

HOOHOOHOOOO! i sense that somebody isn't much of a creative spirit, isnt he? That doll is about to rip apart in no time!

[piratesquawk]

HAAARRRKKKKK!!!! whats that?! WHADDYA JUST CALL ME, REDHEAD???????

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

REDHEAD?!

Are you calling I, the greatest artiste this generation has ever known..

A GENERIC, PLAIN, REDHEAD?!

I SHALL LET YOU KNOW, COMMONER, THAT I AM RENOWNED! I AM THE PRODUCT OF ART'S FUTURE! A VISIONARY IF YOU MUST!

GET OVER HERE, YOU!!

[piratesquawk]

ARTIST??? PAH! WHAT A JOKE!!

LEMME AT EM'!!!! LEMME AT EM'!!!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

A JOKE!?!?!

HAVE YOU SEEN! MY PAINTINGS!

THEY ARE MAGNIFICENT ARTIFACTS!!!!!!

PRECIOUS CAREFULLY CRAFTED JEWELS!

WITH YOUR POORLY MADE FEATHERS, MEANWHILE, PLEASE. A KINDERGARTENER COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU!

[piratesquawk]

thats funny... BECAUSE I BET YOUR PAINTINGS LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTENERS PUKE AND SPIT ANYWAY!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

OH THAT'S IT!

PEPPERMAN STRIKES!

[piratesquawk]

BRING IT ONNNNN!!!!!! HAAARRRRKKKKK!!!!!!

[captainkiddie]

SQUAWK!

[piratesquawk]

ILLKILLJIMILLKILLHIM I SWESR ON YOU I:/LL KILL HIM LET ME GOOOOOO

[captainkiddie]

NO, SQUAWK!

What would lottie think!

Hitting others is bad, squawk! bad, BAD! if you keep this up youre getting no milk and cookies!

[piratesquawk]

............

...................

..........................

FINE.

[captainkiddie]

Now that's the spirit!

But seriously, what is going on now?

[piratesquawk]

HE-HECALLED ME.

He cALLED US A-

URRHGGJFJZMMFGMHMHMDKGMRMMGMDMDNNGDBDHDHFJFHFHHGHHHHHHH

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

I DO NOT SPEAK URRHGGGJFZMMMMMMHMHMH! HAHAHA;

[captainkiddie]

Hey!

You do not speak to him like that!

Why, that's it!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

oooOoowwwwOOWWWWW MY FUCKIN PEPPERBAALLLLLSLSSSSS

[piratesquawk]

TAKE THAATTTTTTTT

[pico-graham]

I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SHIT

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^only happens in blorbotown^^^

[pico-graham]

you gotta admit it's funny THOUGHH..

[robynisherexoxo]

Huh? Is that Captain Kiddie and Squawk? Why are they fighting Aunt Figg?

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

What in the-?!

A CHILD?!

A Small miniscule hardly a braincell thing?

Oh poor child, you won't survive in this town!

[robynisherexoxo]

AAAHH!! Oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry!!! I mistook you for my mean aunt!! You look just like her....

[captainkiddie]

Ignore him, little Robyn! He's just a mean old crook!

[robynisherexoxo]

he is? Thats-........ Oddly fitting.....

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

AM NOT!

that fatso fatty is just a dumbassaroonie!