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Peppino Spaghetti Ask Blog | Pizza Tower Spoilers Ahead! | ASK BOX: OPEN

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[Welcome to Peppino's Pizza!]

An ask blog mainly about our favourite Italian man!

Run by @snallygayster! If you have any questions, concerns, or need something tagged, don't be afraid to reach out!

Apologies if I don't get to your ask immediately, I'll keep them stored!

CURRENT STATUS:

Location: Peppino's Pizza (Dining Area)

Available Character(s): Peppino Spaghetti

CONTENT WARNINGS:

SPOILERS! This blog plays out after the events of Pizza Tower, so spoilers are nearly unavoidable!

HORROR! This blog may contain occasional "scary" imagery and body horror, and likely a lot of eye contact.

VIOLENCE! Violence will mostly be kept silly and cartoony, and there won't be any major injury or death. There might be small amounts of blood here and there, however.

SWEARING! Dialogue and asks may contain mild to moderate swearing.

SUGGESTIVE? There will be NO sexual content, aside from mild jokes or references.

Note that everything will be tagged as such, and if a tag is missing, don't be afraid to reach out!

RULES:

Any asks containing sexual requests, images, or actions will be deleted. Jokes are fine, but there's a clear line.

Other ask blogs are free to interact!

ABOUT:

Asks are sent through PizzaBot (also referred to as AnonBot or AskBot,) a purple TV-headed robot. (I will add a reference of them to this post eventually!)

Their screen can show images and custom faces!

The hatch on their body contains a hammerspace.

There's a printer installed in their head.

FINALLY:

I hope you enjoy the blog!

-Snally

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dog with wine glass

((( i don't know anything about pizza tower but i think that the italian fella is silly )))

"Cute dog but why does he look-a so judgmental?"

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What happened to your arm? Did you cut yourself?

"Oh, no, no, it's-a...just an old scar. That's all."

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oh my sweet italian bitch get me a sardine and mayo pizza pleasee pretty please ill give you a najillion dolears....

-pussy anon

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It seems like we cannot eat. Peppino, do you have napkins?

"Of course, one second-"

"There it is!"

"Here you go-a!"

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Wait how are we supposed to eat this? We don’t have a mouth.

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Oh! Our apologies, Mr. Peppino.

Our personalities are quite a handful sometimes. Especially ball, we are banned from most places because of their misbehavior.

Thank you for tolerating us, at least.

Curious. What pizza did you decide to make for us? It smells heavely!

"Right, right, don't-a worry about it. So there's-a really multiple people in there, huh? Sheesh. Sorry for almost-a punching you earlier."

"As for the pizza, it's-a nothing much, just-a classic Margherita."

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HELP ME

HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT ME IN TIME OUT!!!! -balls anon

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Hey, remember what Peppino said! We are not supposed to cause chaos as Peppino might destroy our vessel and we won’t be able to interact with him anymore! -Kind Anon

"Here you-a go, one large-"

"...Are you okay?"

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pizza baker man is distracted

😼

-balls anon

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Let us just, place the tip jar back on the counter. So it doesn't break when you decide to punch us in the face, Mr Peppino. -Kind Anon

"Ball?- Who're you talking to-"

"...Multiple of you-??"

"Y'know what? Fine-a. But no funny business, capiche?"

"I'll be right back."

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you ABSOLUTE buffoon, for i am a machine, your attempts at inflicting pain on me will be fitile!

-balls anon

"Let's-a test it then, ya little-"

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i sure am not built by mr. stick but i have the bastard energy to take your tips anyway

-balls anon (whoa my name is almost like that one ant on the blast)

"OH NO YOU DON'T-A!"

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We would’ve have taken your money in that tip jar by now if we were built by Mr. Stick, but we aren’t going to do that. Anyways, how’s your day so far? -Kind Anon

"Huh. I guess you're right-a. That would-a been the first to go.

As for my day, well, it's been-a slow, but at least it's calm and quiet."

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Hey peppino are you gay

"...No comment."

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I’d hope not. Why would we want to scam you for?

"Please, that-a stronzo avido pulls a new money making scheme out of his hat every week! If he's behind-a this, I'd only be surprised that it took him this long to use robots."

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Not a question. You're in debt to Mr. Stick

"Oh don't tell me you're another one of his-a stupid inventions made to scam me..."