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Mál 🌸✨ 26 / Irish / Aries

[midnight-wonder]

Man sometimes you just need to cry while Joey Batey holds your hands telling you everything is ok 🥲

Real talk; he was so incredibly patient with me, my crying, and I truly wish for all folks to someday meet him ❤️

[alex-victoires-version]

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin

[marveldaily]

Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

[ladystromboli]

Cliff Marleau is like have you seen this terrible movie. Ilya is like I don't watch shit. Cliff puts on The Room and Ilya has never been so confused in his life. Halfway through he texts Shane like please save me from this nightmare. The movie ends and Ilya is in shock that something is so bad. The next day Cliff comes into the locker room "give me my fucking money Denny!" Ilya cracks up and then Cliff scores a hat trick that night. Ilya is now forced to watch the movie every night before a game for like a month with Cliff until he doesn't score in a game. By the end of the month Ilya is just sending Shane vague quotes from The Room. When they finally see each other Ilya just goes "I like your pecs" with a tie around his head and Shane is certain Ilya has a concussion.

[vesnuszki]

Shane’s head smashing into the headboards and he’s yelling fuck Ilya harder!!! Meanwhile Ilya’s heart rate is 182bpm and he’s like fuck Shane I have a cramppp

[boredlime]

“kind of dating” but not as in a situationship or talking stage but in that our relationship is unique to us and transcends the boundaries of being friends and being in a romantic relationship in a way that is much too complicated to explain to someone without discussing it for at least half an hour and we don’t have that kind of time because you were just casually asking who they are to me

[entjs-deactivated20210414]

If we’re mutuals we’re comrades and I wish destruction on your enemies

[boringkate]

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[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[anik]

i love this guy

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[luins]

saw this post by @littlespoonevan on my dash and immediately had to get to work bc i couldn't stop thinking about it:

[themoonandmyman]

Crucially Ilya doesn’t remember any of the truly traumatic Irina memories until he’s retired from hockey and finally slows down enough that his mind catches up to his body and he’s getting flashbacks and retching over the toilet bowl and shaking and crying and then going completely numb and dissociative and Shane is like Hey sweetheart What The Fuck is Happening

[themoonandmyman]

We’ve talked at length today about Ilya’s horrific childhood but can we re-centre the unrestrained joy of a man who never truly got to be a child, falling in love with the safest man in the world, who also never truly got to be a kid, and both of them learning to play again? Silly roleplay, doing bits, making inside jokes, wrestling each other and playing video games and chasing each other throughout the cottage with a towel for Butt Whoopin’. Laughing like maniacs. Let’s all live forever..

[tayasui-mono]

Retired Hollanov in their 50s, Ilya loses a card game against Shane and goes, 'remember that time i was nhl draft pick number 1 and you were number 2' and Shane blows his top off every single time

[bysouthernsea]

Against popular belief, I don't think they spend their honeymoon fucking like rabbits.

I think they spend it out in the sun together.

They join random strangers for beach volleyball. They stop for gelato at a little café, where Ilya somehow ends up chatting with an elderly Italian couple, and before they know it they're playing cards together for the rest of the afternoon.

They try kiteboarding and windsurfing, and Ilya finally discovers there's something Shane is actually bad at: water sports. (Obviously, he makes the joke and Shane just rolls his eyes, and goes bright red)

They go sightseeing. They refuse to book some ridiculously luxurious resort because they know they'd just end up staying there all day. Instead, they wander, they explore little towns, hike up hills to watch the sunset, duck into museums and tiny shops, make jokes, talk to strangers, and somehow end up having dinner with people they met that same afternoon.

They can do that now and they spend the whole honeymoon giggling about it.

[dogpuppy]