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This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

friendraichu

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

feywildwest

john mulaney is queer culture but bo burnham is “I’ve been depressed since I was extremely young and never properly learned how to cope with that so I choose to ignore that problem by making jokes under the guise of a coping mechanism isn’t that wild” culture and nestled in the middle is me

nadowell

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

leecheedoodles

THERE’S NO ESCAPE

pinkiphant

Miraculous Ladybug episode 8 reveal OMG

Wait. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 you read by your own risks 🔥🔥🔥

So now Tikki knows Adrien is Chat Noir and Plagg knows Marinette is Ladybug. Why am I so exited? Bc now there are others who know about their real identitys besides Master Fu. I think it would be hard for both, Tikki and Plagg not to tell Marinette and Adrien about the real identitys since they know both have a huge crush for each other as Ladybug or as Adrien… I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S NEXT GUYS, I’M INTERNALLY SCREAMING BY NOW CAUSE THEY WERE THIS CLOSE 👌🏻 THAT CLOSE TO FIND OUT WHO THEY WERE OMG IT WAS INSANE AAAAAAAAAHH IT WAS BETTER THAN THAT ONE EPISODE WERE ADRINETTE DANCED TOGETHER JESUS CHRIST.

I’m trying to relax bUT I CAN’T, IT IS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR HEART

[After the events of 'Dark Owl']

Marinette: [sighs] I really don't understand why it's so hard for me to talk to Adrien.

Marinette: He's incredibly sweet and friendly...

Marinette: Maybe if we had something, anything, in common to talk about--something no one else could understand!

Marinette: Things would be so much easier...

Tikki: ahHAHA YEAH I KNOW--IN A PERFECT WORLD RIGHT??

Tikki: [nervoUSLY SIPS TEA]

heart-of-the-morningstar

Adrien: I just wish I knew who Ladybug was…

Plagg:

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Adrien: I wish we didn’t have to keep our eyes closed…

Plagg:

Percy: I'm gonna play a song for you right now

Percy: It's called 'my life so far'

Percy: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*

Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

quijotine

okay okay okay let’s back off a little because DARK OWL WAS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Ok. Ok. First of all. Zag. Zag Team and Thomas. Zag Team and Thomas Austruc. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT:

Plagg was #shookt when he saw who Ladybug was but Tikki wasn’t when she saw Adrien was Chat. She kinda just shrugged. YOU MEAN T OT TELL ME THAT TIKKI KNEW? OR AT LEAST SHE HAD A SUSPICION OF WHO CHAT IS???!?? mAYBE THAT’S WHY SHE’S ALWAYS TELLING MARINETTE NOT TO GET TOO HEAD OVER HEELS FOR ADRIEN?????

“Watching over Damocles is a full-time job” SO THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HOW LONG??? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THEY’VE H U N G O U T MORE THAN OFTEN??????

“We got plans A through Z” but then “We’ll close our eyes and say nothing. You have to trust me” UHHH THAT MEANS ISN’T MARI THE ONE ANTICIPATING ALL THESE THINGS??? ARE YOU SAYING SHE’S LITERALLY ALREADY ANTICIPATED AT LEAST 26 DIFFERENT SCENARIOS WHERE THEY NEED TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITY? OR DOES THIS MEAN THEY ACTUALLY SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND STRATEGIZE THESE CONTINGENCY PLANS?? give me the fanfictionnnn

ALSO PLAGG KNOWSSS do you realize that trickster lil shit will have the time of his life either trying to hook adrien up with mari or just blackmailing him for more Camembert???

aND ADRIEN IS SO SMITTEN BY THE END?? He’s like “I can’t believe I was with Ladybug without costume for approximately 0.000021 seconds. this is the best day of my life.”