The Rocky Horror Muppet Show

Live fast and get fucked or whatever (they/them/ia)

[pmamtraveller]

They’re Selling Chocolates by wafalo

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[bugbbear]

*while adding chemicals to a reaction* you are a stable substance. you are neither too hot nor too agitated. you do not yearn to explode violently and poison everyone in the building.

[cyclicalaberration]

*Whilst throwing pottery* You are a wonderful mug. You can stay as a wonderful mug with walls. You do not yearn to return to a horrible lump of dirt.

[desertherm1t]

*while doing digital art* you are a paint bucket tool. you will fill only inside these lines. you do not yearn to turn the entire canvas into your color

[eves-fixation-station]

Still thinking about this image that I saw on Pinterest the other day

[lovingherwasgay]

my favorite part of epidemiology is that it's literally a zombie episode. like it's not a homage. they're not pretending to be zombies and they don't have a stand-in idea that is supposed to be an allegory for zombies the way paintball = wartime or chicken = mafia. everyone ACTUALLY got brain-altering poisoning that turned them into mindless zombies. the US government was ready to shoot the dean and kill everyone in the building. 10/10 episode but it's actually insane if you think about it for more than five seconds

[dummydino]

just a normal spanish study group

(art from 2020)

[gothhyrax]

[juniperhillpatient]

“it’s the year of pathetic men in horror!” posts are fun & all as long as we remember that it’s not actually about them at ALL

[tallsuperstar]

Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom

[tallsuperstar]

@endigolikesarson In the original, for the running joke regarding Valant and doors, Apollo calls Valant a muggle

While in the remaster, he says this which is way funnier even without the baggage

[tallsuperstar]

Everyone reblogging this post saying stuff like "they probably changed it because of copyright/dated reference" NEEDS to know that 1. There are multiple references to Doctor Who and Star Trek and a character probably named after someone from Battlestar Galactica of all things and 2. The lead writer for the localization stuff with Ace Attorney uses they/them pronouns.

[billy-crudup]

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Costume design by Avery Plewes

[soldier-of-death]

*watches a horror movie in 2026*

*goes to Tumblr for insightful perspectives*

*sees everyone is just talking about "loser white man" instead of minority main character*

aw man. not again.

[cameron-phillips]

Ready or Not (2019)

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

[cupcakeslushie]

Ready or Not is one of my fav horror movies, and I’m so excited for the sequel.

[mothercains]

SAMARA WEAVING & KATHRYN NEWTON as grace and faith macaullay in ready or not 2: here i come (2026)

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man