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[strikeslip]

Working on my cubes. #MyCubes Gotta figure out a roof for this giant mansion. My least favorite part of a build, the top. Love the bizarre architecture driven by game needs (e.g. where to put the enchanting table), but ten thousand stairs? There must be some way to make it interesting...

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My cubes progress.

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In a car on the way to an SCA event:

Person in front of me: Fencing sword and fencing gear

Person next to me: Rattan sword and heavy fighter gear

Me: Sword Shaped Cheese Board

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I am a cheese warrior. where is my tournament.

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In a car on the way to an SCA event:

Person in front of me: Fencing sword and fencing gear

Person next to me: Rattan sword and heavy fighter gear

Me: Sword Shaped Cheese Board

[oliviarampaige]

“Borealis”

Day 25 - Dangerous

The ol’ North Wind starts to howl.

[katyunderthebed]

Eyeball scarf #2 is finished. It’s cotton applique on cotton/alpaca overshot. It will be going to my good friend when i visit her in august!

[strikeslip]

a spirit from the 1800s possesses me and it demands MORE POLKA

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I have attempted to placate this spirit with fusion dance (bluesy, improvy) and unsurprisingly, this did not work. however, I am assembling a list of random favorite exercises people use to teach dance movement, and I look forward to expanding it.

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a spirit from the 1800s possesses me and it demands MORE POLKA

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Embroidery on the Subway:

- small child asking me questions; entire subway car clearly looking on in approval as I try to give an age appropriate mini-lecture on medieval embroidery and also let them pet the silks

- person comments on embroidery. person is reading A Feast for Crows. Ask if they think Sansa Stark would approve. "Of course she would!"

- Person who speaks no english pulls out a translation app to ask me why my threads are so thin. I explain it was a luxury thing to use lots of tiny stitches. Very clear understanding. Rich people!

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SCA posting time. Admire my embroidery and fake pearls. I wove the braided strings. I made the tassels. Do not ask why the blue tiger has no stripes, heraldry is just like that.

[ein-bleistift-und-radiergummi]

Dragon Door Handle - Simontorya Castle Hungary

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also, if the hours were posters, the lionsmith would think he was winning the flame war because everyone was replying to him (and thus he is in control), the colonel would think he was winning the flame war because his arguments were the most skillful (and thus he is in control), and the wolf divided would not care if he was winning or not.

this is important because what I actually want to say is that the horned axe is the patron of moderators and captchas. hour of doors (and bans), keep us safe from the bots (worms) who consume.

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train is a lionsmith creature

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[tuxedolascribalblogger]

i'm really looking forward to a scroll i did recently going to its owner, i cannot wait to post it, it's so pretty

[tuxedolascribalblogger]

still waiting 😭

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:D

[strikeslip]

decided there is a certain type of person who compares every speculative fiction book they read to Terry Pratchett simply because they haven't read anything else, and until they do read something else, they are my honorable enemies

[thesilliestpotato]

Don’t mind me I am crying over these anthropomorphic statues from 35th century BC

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.