all right, then, i'll go to hell.

my name Bug/B/whatever you wanna call me. he/whatever. as you can see im very particular

[vamptits]

okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂‍↕️

[vamptits]

mindset-altering sentence.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[memecucker]

Remember when Toronto mayor Rob Ford was caught on video smoking crack with a bunch of Bloods and even posed for pics with them and then refused to step down as mayor

I honestly think this is the funniest pic in the history of political scandals

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[bugbbear]

*while adding chemicals to a reaction* you are a stable substance. you are neither too hot nor too agitated. you do not yearn to explode violently and poison everyone in the building.

[mysharona1987]

[co0l7ne3rdy]

hey friend! give me the odyssey with a full cyclop animatronic!

a full animatronic!

but hold the "nobody" trick!

and hold penelope's test!

and hold penelop's test— HEY YOU! GIVE ME AN ODYSSEY WITH NOTHING

nothing? :[

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #1002:

Cub is still counting...

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[warcrimesimulator]

[the-quasar-hero]

More game devs need to understand the following concepts:

There is a finite amount of memory on any given device.

No matter how good your game is, players will want memory for other things on their devices.

Not everyone has a stable internet connection so making single player games needing an internet connection is not good.

[segamascott]

4. you have to include a fishing mini-game

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

[pupintransit]

queer solidarity

[bugbbear]

"being bad at something is the first step towards being good at something" i repeat to myself as i work on [hobby]. "SUCKING ASS is the first step to FUCKING SLAYING, GET IT TOGETHER"