Proud Inventor of the 8-Hour Power Nap

Drink More Coffee. Watch More Hockey. Nicholas / 22 / WNY

[bisexualwario]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[rat-femurs]

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

[chokopoppo]

[justsomespace]

TAZ Graduation Ep. 28

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[rslashrats]

why do humans have an appendix if all it’s good for is exploding

[horrorofthebeast]

Self destruct button

[spongebob-daily]

[bicth69]

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

[lmaonade]

make no mistake not only am i party rocking but i’m also in the house tonight 

[umbranviking]

Are you shuffling?

[lmaonade]

everyday. 

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[parkguinevere]

THE FUCK ARE YALL WRITING ABOUT

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[kedreeva]

I don’t want to WRITE I want to HAVE WRITTEN why is that so difficult

[that-sarcastic-queer]